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ANDREW HUSSIE


Act 1

Act 2

Act 3

Int

Act 4

5–1

5–2

EOA5

6–1

6–2

6–3

6–4

6–5

6-6-1

6-6-2

6-6-3

6-6-4

6-6-5

6-6-6

Act 7


Part 1 log


Part 2 log


Part 3 log


Part 4 log

Homestuck Part 3

spoilers ahead!

ACT 6 ACT 1

“Through Broken Glass”

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ACT 6 INTERMISSION 1

“corpse party”

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ACT 6 ACT 2

“Your shit is wrecked.”

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ACT 6 INTERMISSION 2

“penis ouija”

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ACT 6 ACT 3

“Nobles”

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ACT 6 INTERMISSION 3

“Ballet of the Dancestors”

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ACT 6 ACT 4

“Void”

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ACT 6 INTERMISSION 4

“Dead”

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ACT 6 ACT 5

“Of Gods and Tricksters”

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ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5

“I’M PUTTING YOU ON SPEAKER CRAB.”

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November 11 2011 6013

ACT 6 ACT 1.

Cinematic 58: HARD RESET.

Who is this young lady, and who is this dashing fella?

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Enter name.

Examine room.

Jane: Quickly retrieve arms from chest.

Enter name.

Examine room.

Jake: Retrieve arms from floor, post-haste!

Be Jane.

November 12 2011 6023

Jane Crocker examines her room.

Jane: Examine fetch modus.

Jane: Captchalogue it!

Jane: Get hat.

Jane: Inspect posters.

Jane: Check out other posters.

Jane: Take spoon.

Jane: Examine bunnies.

November 13 2011 6030

Jane waits for the mail. Jake pesters her about Dirk.

Jane: Look out window.

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Jane: Go to computer.

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Jane: Answer Jake.

November 14 2011 6037

Crockercorp adopts a more imperious iconography. Jane’s spoon becomes a fork.

Jane: Check clock.

Jane: Wait a minute.

Jane: Look around.

Jane: Examine bowlbuster.

Jane: Try flipping switch.

November 15 2011 6042

Calliope cheers Jane about the game they will play.

Jane: Back to the window!

Jane: Open chest.

Jane: Answer.

Jane: Ok, back to the chest.

Jane: Rummage around.

Jane: Dump chest.

Jane: Captchalogue all.

Jane: Inspect books.

November 16 2011 6050

Jane wears the Tiaratop.

Jane: Check out gristwidget.

Jane: Insert hat card.

Jane: Activate.

Jane: Wear tiaratop.

Jane: Continue vigilant window gazing.

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November 17 2011 6056

Roxy pesters Jane about Jake’s upcoming birthday. Jane disguises herself for an illicit outing.

Jane: Answer Lalonde.

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Jane: Prepare to retrieve mail.

Jane: Don clever disguise.

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Jane: Exit.

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November 18 2011 6064

Jake English examines his room.

Jake: About those arms.

Jake: Examine holster belt.

Jake: Wear it.

Jake: Ok, forget it.

Jake: Examine bed.

Jake: Examine posters.

Jake: Scope out those blue chicks.

Jake: Make out with all of them.

November 19 2011 6072

Jake runs out of uranium fuel.

Jake: Stop kissing stupid poster.

Jake: Examine package.

Jake: Examine bunny.

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Jake: Take bunny.

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November 20 2011 6078

Calliope cheers Jake about finishing the bunny.

Jake: Examine comics.

Jake: Take comics.

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Jake: Answer.

Jake: Unearth more computers.

Jake: Don computers.

November 21 2011 6084

Jake pesters Auto Responder for uranium.

Jake: Message your good bro.

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Jake: Ditch computers.

Jake: Wear skulltop.

Jake: Pester Jane.

Jake: Go downstairs.

November 22 2011 6090

Auto Responder pesters Jake about Brobot.

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Jake: Answer Strider.

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Jake: Exit.

Ok, I'm done here. Moving on.

Jane: Examine portrait.

Jane: Take a peek into living room.

November 23 2011 6098

Jane finds herself homestuck.

Jane: Proceed downstairs.

Jane: Go to front door.

Jane: Check window.

Jane: Consult with poppop.

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Jane: On second thought, take his book.

Jane: Retrieve arm.

November 24 2011 6107

Jane reads the note in Poppop’s old Sassacre’s.

Jane: Read inscription again.

November 25 2011 6108

Jane tells Jake how she woke on Prospit and saw Dream Jake’s funeral.

Jane: Bother Jake.

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November 26 2011 6116

They return to their missions.

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Jake: Get silly old adventure off to the races.

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November 27 2011 6122

Jake leaves the house.

Jake: Examine pumpkin patch.

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November 28 2011 6124

Roxy pesters Jake about playing into the batterwitch’s hands.

Jake: Be completely oblivious to thing in background.

Jake: Answer Lalonde.

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November 29 2011 6127

Jake confronts his island’s frightening fauna. Brobot lurks.

Jane summons Lil’ Sebastian.

Jake: Commence robroquest.

Jake: Turn around.

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Jane: Implement plan of last resort.

Jane: Activate.

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November 30 2011 6143

Jake examines his island.

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Jake: Exit forest.

Jake: Behold zoological splendor.

Jake: Examine frog temple.

December 1 2011 6149

An Old Goat surfaces.

Jake: Look down.

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December 2 2011 6154

Dirk pesters Jane about his robotic avatars.

Jane: Assess damage.

Jane: Put head back.

Jane: Answer Strider.

December 3 2011 6157

They talk about their ancestors.

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December 4 2011 6159

Lil’ Seb lifts the fridge.

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Jane: Command Sebastian to lift fridge.

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Jane: Read note.

December 5 2011 6163

Lil’ Seb drops the fridge.

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Jane: Tell Seb to put fridge down.

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Jane: Throw down your hat in disgust.

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December 6 2011 6169

The Old Goat chases Jake.

Jane: Level up.

Hat: Level up.

Jake: Run.

December 7 2011 6172

Cinematic 59: BLEAT.

Brobot slays the Old Goat.

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December 8 2011 6178

Cinematic 60: HEIRESSASSINATION.

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Jane: Run.

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[S] Jane: Get mail.

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December 9 2011 6188

Hussiebot assembles the Act 6 curtains.

So, uh... what about all those other kids?

No, not quite.

Hussiebot: Check time.

December 10 2011 6191

John and Jade receive the Gift of Gab.

ACT 6 INTERMISSION 1.

Hussiebot: Hurry!!!

John: Level up.

Jade: Level up.

John and Jade: Reap spoils.

ACT 6 INTERMISSION 1

December 11 2011 6196

Jade explains her space powers.

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December 12 2011 6202

Jade explains Rose and Dave’s true mission.

Bec Noir loves and fears the Monarch.

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December 13 2011 6218

Noir chases after the meteor.

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December 14 2011 6223

Serenity pleads for the dying Mayor.

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December 15 2011 6227

Karkat, Gamzee, Terezi, and Kanaya meet Aradia, half-ghost Sollux, Dave, and Rose at the Green Sun.

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December 16 2011 6237

John declines Jade’s offer to send him to the trolls.

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December 17 2011 6239

John, Jade, and Davesprite send the trolls a letter.

Dave and Rose receive the Gift of Gab.

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December 18 2011 6249

Aradia breaks the ice.

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December 19 2011 6250

Karkat flips out.

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December 20 2011 6253

They discuss leadership and the path to the new session.

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December 21 2011 6256

Gamzee steals the bodies. John’s letter arrives.

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December 22 2011 6266

John, Jade and Davesprite send their love.

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December 23 2011 6273

Cinematic 61: BUCKETS.

Bonus Cinematic: DARK CAGE I.

[S][A6I1] Karkat: Mental breakdown.

[S] Cage: Reveal plan. (boners)

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December 24 2011 6282

The Monarch sends Serenity and the Vagabond to the trolls.

Silent film 18: THE METEOR FLIES.

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December 29 2011 6290

Cinematic 62: CURTAINS AND CLOUDS.

[S] END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 1

December 30 2011 6291

Dream Jane witnesses a Skaian eclipse.

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December 31 2011 6294

Jack Noir assassinates Dream Jane and escapes to Derse. It doesn’t stick.

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Jane: Be Jack Noir.

Jack: Get watch.

Jack: Check time.

Jack: Contact Droll.

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Jack: Wrap this up.

Jack: Inspect torso.

Jack: Hit road, blow joint.

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January 1 2012 6312

ACT 6 ACT 2.

Ball: Drop.

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ACT 6 ACT 2

Jane: Wake up.

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January 2 2012 6324

GCat ports Jane to safety. Dad permagrounds her.

Jane: Turn around.

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Jane: Call GCat down from the tree.

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January 5 2012 6329

Jane’s skepticism wanes. Contrite, she offers to believe anything Roxy says.

Jane: Return to room.

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Jane: Contact bffsy.

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January 9 2012 6333

Roxy appearifies the Sassacre’s.

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Jane: Look around.

Jane: Empty sylladex.

RL: Appearify.

January 11 2012 6337

Bored with Dirk’s magical pony masterpiece, Jane runs Roxy’s explosive trojan.

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Jane: Read Pony Pals.

Jane: Examine contents.

Jane: Flip to page 1.

Jane: Turn page.

Jane: Just check out the file already.

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Jane: Install Sburb client.

Jane: Press enter.

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January 12 2012 6354

Dirk pesters Jane about the situation on Derse.

Jane: Answer Di-Stri.

January 13 2012 6355

Lil’ Seb installs Sburb on Dad’s computer.

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January 15 2012 6359

Dirk serves Jane.

Who is this tipsy lady, and who is this max chill dude?

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Cat: Move tail.

Examine room.

Roxy: Wail like an alley cat and blow bubbles in your drink.

Examine placronym.

Pony: Wake up.

Examine room.

January 17 2012 6369

Roxy Lalonde examines her room.

Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a proboscis.

Be Roxy.

Roxy: Go grab that sweet gun.

Roxy: Examine dead mutant collection.

Roxy: Captchalogue one.

Roxy: Take books.

Roxy: Examine CotL poster.

Roxy: Say hi to cat.

Roxy: Take journals.

Roxy: Read other book.

January 18 2012 6379

Silent film 19: ROXY SLEEPS.

Roxy: Get little ray gun.

Roxy: You're thirsty.

Roxy: Sip martini thoughtfully.

Roxy: Sip martini more thoughtfully than that.

Roxy: Examine plush pile.

Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable booze snooze.

Roxy: Black out.

January 20 2012 6386

Cinematic 63: ROXY DRIFTS.

[S] Roxy: Sleepwalk.

January 21 2012 6387

Dirk pesters Roxy about her sleepwalking.

Roxy: Wake up.

Roxy: Answer.

January 22 2012 6389

They discuss insane stunts.

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January 24 2012 6390

Auto Responder reveals Dirk’s designs on Jake.

Roxy: Flirtlarp.

Roxy: Answer Jane.

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January 25 2012 6393

Roxy crushes Frigglish with a tome of monumental proportions.

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Roxy: Ready appearifier.

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Roxy: Aim.

Roxy: Appearify.

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Roxy: Take book.

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Roxy: Take cat.

January 26 2012 6404

Roxy jumps to the observatory.

Roxy: Retrieve mutant kitten.

Roxy: Break bottle.

Roxy: Clear some space.

Roxy: Break some glass.

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Roxy: Jump in.

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January 28 2012 6412

Calliope cheers Roxy about claspect.

Roxy: Land already.

Roxy: Answer.

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January 30 2012 6415

Silent film 20: THE VOID.

Roxy: Proceed to lab.

Roxy: Descend.

Be Dirk.

Dirk: Go get your sword.

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January 31 2012 6420

Dirk Strider examines his room.

Dirk: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump.

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Dirk: Admire fancy santa.

Dirk: Greet robotic friend.

Dirk: Examine wardrobe.

Dirk: Change shirt.

Dirk: What the hell is that on your arm...

Dirk: Examine little posters.

Dirk: Examine puppet/hat pile.

Dirk: Check out big tv.

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Dirk: Examine red microwave.

February 1 2012 6433

Dirk examines his tech-hop hashrap modus.

Dirk: Captchalogue Geromy plush.

Dirk: Captchalogue Sweet Bro plush.

Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff plush.

Dirk: Take sord.....

February 2 2012 6437

Dream Dirk reads the news.

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Dirk: Be dream self.

Dirk: Examine sleazy Dersite rag.

February 3 2012 6440

Pseudogame 16: STRIFE WITH SQUAREWAVE.

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February 4 2012 6442

Dream Dirk slays the Brute.

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Dirk: Act fast.

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Dirk: Check on Roxy.

Dirk: Exit.

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February 6 2012 6449

Auto Responder pesters Dirk about the Jane and Jake things.

Dirk: Be waking self again.

Dirk: Pester Roxy.

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Dirk: Take actual responsibilities seriously.

Dirk: Answer Auto-Responder.

Dirk: Warn Jane.

February 7 2012 6455

Dirk serves Jane.

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Dirk: Deploy.

Dirk: Deploy more stuff.

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Dirk: Deploy cruxtruder.

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Jane: Run to study.

February 8 2012 6463

Dirk hands the reins to Auto Responder.

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February 9 2012 6464

Calliope cheers Dirk about claspect.

Dirk: Talk to alien.

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February 10 2012 6466

Silent film 21: EGRESS.

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Dirk: Go through bedroom door.

Dirk: Exit.

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February 14 2012 6470

Roxy urges Jane to make a move on Jake.

Jane: Pester shades.

Jane: Answer Roxy.

February 16 2012 6472

Cinematic 64: YOUR SHIT IS WRECKED.

[S] Prince of Heart: Rise up.

February 18 2012 6473

Jake faints.

Jake: Level up.

Jake: Pester Dirk.

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February 19 2012 6477

Jake sees Aranea in the void.

Jake: Black out.

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February 20 2012 6486

Waking, Jake pesters Roxy and Jane about the Jakestakes.

Jake: Pester Roxy.

Jake: Pester Jane.

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February 21 2012 6489

Jane throws a fit of bashful insincerity.

Brobot rips its own uranium heart out.

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February 22 2012 6494

Jack returns to kill Dream Jane again.

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February 23 2012 6498

The White Queen drops him before he gets the chance.

Jack: Finish job.

Jack: Answer Dignitary.

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February 24 2012 6502

Roxy visits the hubgrid.

Roxy: Emerge from fuck deep in meowcats.

Roxy: Proceed to transmaterializer.

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February 25 2012 6505

Roxy acquires Mom’s scarf and paradox slime and sends Frigglish’s body back to Rose.

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Roxy: Appearify.

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Roxy: Collect sample.

Roxy: Go just sort of pick it up.

Roxy: Wear the scarf. Be the Rider.

Roxy: Get to that transmaterializer.

Roxy: Deploy Frigglish.

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Roxy: Send him home.

February 26 2012 6517

Cinematic 65: TRACE FRIGGLISH.

Bonus Cinematic: NANO NEIGH.

The carapacians come hunting for cats.

[S] Frigglish: Fast forward to Jaspersprite.

[S] Ride. (bonus)

Jaspersprite: Say hi to everybody!

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Roxy: Turn around.

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Roxy: Fire!!!!!

February 27 2012 6524

GCat teleports Roxy’s plane to Dirk. Roxy jumps in the other side and is stranded in the void.

Roxy: Solicit GCat for assistance.

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Roxy: Run!!!!!

Roxy: Jump in.

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February 28 2012 6534

Roxy lands in Meenah’s dream bubble.

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February 29 2012 6540

Meenah attacks.

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March 1 2012 6544

Caliborn jeers Dirk about useless puzzles.

Dirk: Examine fenestrated plane.

Dirk: Ask Roxy.

Dirk: Answer.

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March 2 2012 6548

Caliborn explains jujus.

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Dirk: Retrieve juju.

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March 3 2012 6552

Roxy escapes from the ghost, the void, and the lab.

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Roxy: Abscond.

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Roxy: Run!!!!! Again!!!!!

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Roxy: Hide!!!!!

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March 4 2012 6562

Jane prepares to enter the Medium.

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Jane: Examine pre-punched card.

March 8 2012 6565

Cinematic 66: THE CONDESCENSION.

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[S] Jane: Enter.

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March 9 2012 6567

ACT 6 INTERMISSION 2.

Hussie tries to nurse Slick.

ACT 6 INTERMISSION 2

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March 10 2012 6572

Ms. Paint makes licorice soup.

Lord English arrives.

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March 11 2012 6585

A year has passed on the meteor.

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March 12 2012 6587

Karkat trolls himself about mortality and boredom.

An offshoot god-tier ghost Feferi heals the Mayor.

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March 13 2012 6591

Dave and Terezi play Can Town.

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March 14 2012 6595

Rose and Kanaya do research.

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March 15 2012 6600

Rose shares her findings on the void session they created.

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March 16 2012 6603

The Droll demolishes the new session’s unprototyped Battlefield and Kings.

The Scratch makes Skaia switch the ectobabies’ destinations.

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Karkat tries to time-share Terezi with Dave.

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They fight.

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Hup.

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March 20 2012 6631

John, Jade, and friends play the Ghostbusters II MMORPG.

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March 21 2012 6633

John bemoans the lack of afterlife dream meetups.

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March 22 2012 6637

Jaspersprite’s birthday song angers Jade. Trying to restrain her, John hits his head and blacks out.

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John breathes deep his misfortune and meets Meenah.

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March 24 2012 6654

John takes a trident for Dream Roxy. His figment pops and he wakes.

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March 25 2012 6660

Terezi meets Aranea while reliving an old exchange with Vriska.

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March 26 2012 6670

Aranea explains agency in paradox space.

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March 29 2012 6672

In more ways than one, Aranea offers to help heal Terezi’s sight.

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March 30 2012 6681

Bec Noir and the Monarch fight.

Lord English closes in on Hussie.

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March 31 2012 6696

Hussie tosses Slick into the sea.

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April 1 2012 6700

Hussie and English deudle.

Hussie dies.

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April 2 2012 6715

DEATH OF THE AUTHOR.

Curtains.

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END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 2

April 13 2012 6717

End of Year Three.

ACT 6 ACT 3.

Minigame 10: LAND OF CRYPTS AND HELIUM.

Jane explores her land, solving ancient puzzles.

Calliope cheers her about her entry. Roxy pesters her for a love report. Jake suffers a blow to the head.

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April 14 2012 6724

The way to the Maid’s palace is clear.

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April 16 2012 6725

Minigame 11: THE SEED POD.

Jane restores her house to the surface. Auto Responder sends Lil’ Seb to search for Dad.

[S] Jane: Proceed.

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April 17 2012 6727

Pseudogame 17: THE CLOWN.

[S] Jane: Cautiously approach.

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April 18 2012 6729

Gamzee creates Tavrisprite, who explodes.

Gamzee: Retrieve contraband from chest of whimsy.

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Jane: Say hello to your new guide.

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April 19 2012 6739

Vriska and Tavros meet in the afterlife.

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April 21 2012 6741

Jake faints and relives an old conversation with Dirk.

Years prior: Dirk sendificates Jake the final piece of Brobot.

Jake: Proceed to time capsule.

Jake: Regain consciousness.

Years in the past...

Jake: Respond.

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April 22 2012 6747

Dirk describes life after the Batterwitch’s rise to power and breeding experiments.

Jake: Complete brobot.

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April 24 2012 6754

Dirk and Jake trade stories of their ancestors.

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April 25 2012 6763

High Chaplain Fieri and Presidents Jay and Dope mark the decline of civilization.

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April 26 2012 6766

Dirk’s Bro treats Dope’s head and Jay’s torso to the best rapier-off in the history of Paradox Space.

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April 27 2012 6769

Roxy’s Mom rides the ogre.

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April 28 2012 6772

Mom and Bro duel the Condesce.

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April 29 2012 6775

Jake’s dreaming mind creates a perfect simulation of Dirk.

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April 30 2012 6778

Jack is imprisoned on Prospit.

Jack: Start Jailbreak Adventure.

Jack: Attempt to pry open window.

Jack: Get key.

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Jack: Get pumpkin.

Jack: Consume pumpkin.

Jack: Look out window.

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Jack: Inspect pumpkin.

Jack: Take a closer look.

May 1 2012 6788

The Droll comes through for him.

Jack: Search for carving apparatus.

Jack: Take pointy thing.

Jack: Carve pumpkin.

Jack: Open it.

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Jack: Empty pumpkin on floor.

Jack: Examine compromising material.

Jack: Forge blade out of illicit literature.

Jack: Throw a knife down there to get that guy's attention.

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Jack: Examine exit.

Jack: Knock on door.

Jack: Now.

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May 2 2012 6804

Jack demonstrates his people skills.

Jack: Use knife to snag one of the keys on the floor.

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Jack: Beckon other guard over.

Jack: Convince second guard to pick up keys for you.

May 3 2012 6808

Jack’s jailbreak attempt invites a beatdown at meaty Prospitian hands.

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Jack: Look around room.

Jack: Welcome guest.

Jack: Be the other guy.

Jack: Stop being that guy.

Jack: Apologize to guard's body.

Jack: Give guy a proper funeral.

Jack: Seek alternative casket.

Jack: Make it fit.

Jack: Close it up.

Jack: Bring casket over to receptacle.

Jack: Pry open panel with knife.

Jack: Send him off.

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Jack: Greet visitor.

Jack: Quick, be the other guy again.

May 9 2012 6825

Aranea introduces herself to Jake.

Other guy: Be Jake.

Jake: Attempt to get a gab in edgeways.

May 10 2012 6827

Jake’s brain embarrasses him.

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May 13 2012 6829

Aranea invites him to Meenah’s bubble.

The Condesce replaces the Black Queen.

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Archagent: Report.

DD: Report.

DD: Locate prince.

DD: Seek help.

DD: Retrieve extra firepower.

May 14 2012 6837

The Dignitary takes Aranea’s advice on royalty.

DD: Mount Dronegorg and ride into battle.

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May 16 2012 6842

Cinematics 68 and 69: THIS AIN’T NO SOCK HOP.

Everyone does a bunch of Lord Privy Seal stuff.

[S] DD: Ascend.

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[S] DD: Ascend more casually.

May 17 2012 6845

The Dignitary wears the ring of void.

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May 18 2012 6847

The Dignitary scours Derse with the Red Miles.

DD: Unleash awesome powers of ring.

DD: Ok, that's cool. Stop being invisible.

DD: Use Red Miles.

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May 19 2012 6851

Jane follows Dad and harvests grist.

Jane: Keep looking for dad.

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Jane: Investigate clue.

Jane: Examine note.

Jane: Get car.

Jane: Answer.

Jane: Captchalogue obelisk.

Jane: Feed it to gristwidget 12000.

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Jane: Proceed to crypt.

May 20 2012 6861

Jane pesters Calliope about secrets and rules.

Jane: Answer again.

Jane: Pester UU.

May 22 2012 6863

Caliborn jeers Dirk for some smut.

uu: Jeer Dirk.

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May 24 2012 6868

A year later, Dirk battles the drones.

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May 25 2012 6871

Caliborn rewards Dirk with a shitty twist with a twist. Sawtooth arrives.

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uu: Jeer future Dirk.

uu: Reveal shitty twist.

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May 26 2012 6876

Dream Caliborn has Dream Calliope killed. In their session, Skaia clouds over.

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May 27 2012 6883

Aranea finds Meenah spoiling to fight the visitors.

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May 28 2012 6886

Aranea disarms Meenah. Karkat leaves.

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May 29 2012 6888

Rose and Dave discuss Dream Roxy.

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May 30 2012 6890

Meenah tells how she helped her party escape oblivion by killing them.

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May 31 2012 6900

Her story angers Aranea, who tells their post-scratch stories in the same blunt style.

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June 1 2012 6903

Jake connects the dots.

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June 2 2012 6906

Jake whales on Meenah.

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June 3 2012 6909

Aranea wakes Jake. Brain Ghost Dirk persists.

Cheered on by Calliope, Jake tests Terry’s functions.

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Jake: Wake up.

Jake: Answer.

Jake: Examine time capsule.

Jake: Deploy Terry Kiser.

Jake: Monstrositify something.

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Jake: Ok, try out infinitesimalizer.

Jake: Shrink it.

Jake: Watch capsule bloom.

Jake: Check capsule clock.

June 4 2012 6924

Jake sendificates Jade the fully-armed bunny.

Jake: Prepare present for delivery.

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June 5 2012 6927

Cinematic 70: TRACE TERRY.

Bunnies Cinematic: DARK CAGE II.

[S] Terry: Fast forward to Liv.

[S] Wait, what am I supposed to do with this bunny again? (bonus)

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June 8 2012 6929

Pseudogames 18 and 19: CALMASIS.

UU: Cheer uu.

UU: Defeat uu.

uu: Jeer UU.

uu: Defeat UU.

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June 9 2012 6934

Jane serves Roxy and follows Lil’ Seb to Derse.

Select character.

Be Jane.

Jane: Examine door.

Jane: Answer client shades.

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Jane: Zoom out.

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Jane: Deploy.

Jane: Follow the rabbit.

Jane: "Transportalize."

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June 10 2012 6949

Jake retrieves Grandma’s Fourth Wall.

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Be Jake.

Jake: Look in hole.

Jake: Jump down and get that globe.

Jake: Take it.

June 11 2012 6957

Jake serves Dirk and transportalizes to Derse.

Jake: Answer.

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Jake: Deploy.

Jake: Transportalize.

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June 12 2012 6970

Caliborn jeers Dirk about the Miles and sends him a work of fine art.

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Be Dirk.

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June 13 2012 6976

Dream Dirk finds a clusterfuck on Derse.

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June 14 2012 6978

Jane and Auto Responder pester Roxy about entry.

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Be Roxy.

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Roxy: Answer chumps.

June 15 2012 6982

Roxy runs home. Calliope cheers her about the Miles.

Roxy: Answer UU.

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Select character.

I selected all those characters. Time to move on.

Roxy: Return home.

Roxy: Put out fires.

June 16 2012 6988

Roxy serves Jake. Calliope cheers her with a tricksy drawing.

Roxy: Connect with Jake.

Roxy: Multitask.

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June 17 2012 6991

Who is this cherubic girl?

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June 19 2012 6998

Calliope examines her room.

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Calliope: Dehorn.

Calliope: Examine artwork.

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Calliope: Examine mess.

Calliope: Tidy up a little.

Calliope: Examine box.

June 20 2012 7005

Calliope reads the tome.

Calliope: See what you've got captchalogued.

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Calliope: Check out green tome.

Calliope: Open it up.

Calliope: Flip to another page.

Calliope: Examine black tome.

Calliope: Open it.

Calliope: Retrieve wand.

Calliope: Load wand.

Calliope: Examine chest.

Calliope: Let's have a look inside.

Calliope: Holster magnum.

Calliope: Examine other chain.

Calliope: Check out bed.

Calliope: Remove cover.

June 21 2012 7021

Calliope goes topside for one last gander at the Shitty Liberties.

Calliope: Examine ladder.

Calliope: Exit.

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June 26 2012 7037

Caliborn jeers Calliope about the clusterfuck:

The Red Miles impale and kill Jane on Derse.

Lil’ Seb pulls Jake out in the nick of time and flies him home to Earth. Pyralspite separates them, knocking Jake unconscious. Lil’ Seb falls into the lagoon.

The Miles impale and kill Roxy on Earth.

Falling masonry knocks Dirk unconscious on Derse. He faints on Earth too, dropping Lil’ Cal into the sea.

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June 27 2012 7103

Silent film 22: NOBLE NIGHT.

Brain Ghost Dirk becomes Dirk’s dreamself’s dreamself.

I clicked on all those kids. Now what?

Dream Dirk: Dream.

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June 28 2012 7109

Silent film 23: DIRK FLIES.

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June 29 2012 7119

Calliope sleeps.

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Calliope: Sleep.

June 30 2012 7125

The meteor passes out of Meenah’s bubble. Dirk tosses Roxy back to Derse.

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July 1 2012 7134

Silent film 24: ORANGE LIGHT.

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July 9 2012 7138

Cinematic 71: GOD’S GIFT TO GRINDS.

Dirk wakes, puts Sawtooth in charge of his entry, rockets through the fenestrated plane to Roxy’s house, puts Squarewave in charge of her entry, corpsesmooches Roxy, sendificates himself a bucket, and sendificates Jake his head.

Silent film 25: ORANGE NIGHT.

Jake wakes and corpsesmooches Dirk.

Silent film 26: ORANGE NOVA.

Cinematic 72: UNITE SYNCHRONIZATION.

Dream Dirk wakes, corpsesmooches Jane, grabs Dream Roxy, flies into the Lotus in the Mystic Meteor, flies out of the Lotus in the Mystic Ruins, grabs Dream Jane who transportalized there from Prospit, flies out of the ruins, fills the bucket, and wakes Jake for his own corpsesmooch.

[S] Dirk: Synchronize.

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[S] Dirk: Unite.

July 17 2012 7153

Silent films 25, 26, and 27: THE NOBLES.

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Sawtooth: Enter.

Squarewave: Enter.

Jane, Dirk, Jake, Roxy: Enter.

July 28 2012 7161

Cinematic 73: PREDOMINATION DAY.

The Cairo Overcoat travels from Curtain Land to a dream bubble full of offshoot ghosts. Lord English steps out, shoop-da-whoops the ghosts to double-death, and cracks the Furthest Ring.

Caliborn wakes, severs his shackled leg, loses a tooth, installs the prosthetic leg Dirk helped him make, and launches Sburb. His glitched kernelsprite becomes a black hole and swallows his entire planet.

Curtains.

[S] Caliborn: Enter.

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August 30 2012 7163

ACT 6 INTERMISSION 3.

Minigame 12: MEENAH QUEST, LEVEL ONE.

Meenah tries to recruit her old gang to kill that asshole. She meets Aradia, Hussie, Aranea, Rose, Kanaya, Dave, Kankri, Karkat, Latula, and Porrim.

[S] ACT 6 INTERMISSION 3

September 6 2012 7164

Two years have passed on the battleship.

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September 7 2012 7172

It’s John’s birthday.

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September 8 2012 7178

He and Jade celebrate on LOWAS…

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September 9 2012 7183

…by watching Con Air.

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September 11 2012 7188

John suddenly hates Con Air.

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September 13 2012 7193

John suddenly hates Davesprite.

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September 16 2012 7195

John suddenly hates everything.

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September 19 2012 7199

Davesprite looks down on John patriarchally like an urban watermark in the sky.

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September 21 2012 7205

John faints.

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September 24 2012 7208

Minigame 13: MEENAH QUEST, LEVEL TWO.

Meenah’s recruiting drive continues. She meets Cronus, Mituna, Kurloz, Meulin, and Terezi. Karkat agrees to fight with her.

Kurloz completes Gamzee’s wicked ensemble.

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September 25 2012 7209

The Monarch and Bec Noir are locked in chase.

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September 26 2012 7213

Noir enters a bubble of his rampage on the Battlefield.

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September 27 2012 7223

Noir crosses paths with John.

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September 28 2012 7234

John rearms.

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September 29 2012 7237

They fight.

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September 30 2012 7240

John disarms Noir.

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October 1 2012 7243

Exploiting Rose’s ruse, John bonks Noir.

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October 2 2012 7258

The Pop-a-Matic Vrillyhoo rolls "Ridiculous Hat".

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October 3 2012 7261

The Monarch catches up.

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October 6 2012 7265

The chase resumes.

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October 7 2012 7268

Silent film 27: THE HAT FLIES.

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October 8 2012 7269

John wanders into a bubble of sand and treasure.

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October 9 2012 7273

Cinematics 74, 75, and 76: WEIRD MOODY HORSE SHIT.

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October 11 2012 7276

Cinematics 77 and 78: ZEPHYR.

John finds a ring.

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October 12 2012 7283

Tavros asks for the ring.

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October 14 2012 7285

Vriska arrives.

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October 15 2012 7288

Vriska tells John about Lord English.

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October 19 2012 7291

Vriska explains the trouble with the Furthest Ring.

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October 20 2012 7296

Vriska shares her plan.

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October 21 2012 7298

Minigame 14: MEENAH QUEST, LEVEL THREE.

Meenah’s recruitment drive is a total bust. She meets Rufioh, Horuss, Damara, the meteor folks again, and Vriska.

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October 23 2012 7299

Two years have passed on the meteor. Dave raps.

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October 24 2012 7304

Rose makes booze and forgets her date.

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October 25 2012 7308

Rose and Kanaya go out.

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October 27 2012 7322

Rose falls.

Psychematic: LOL.

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November 3 2012 7327

Pseudogame 20: THIEVES.

John wakes with the ring.

Curtains.

[S][A6I3] MINISTRIFE!!!

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END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 3

November 11 2012 7338

ACT 6 ACT 4.

Cinematic 79: ALPHA SESSION.

[S] ACT 6 ACT 4

November 12 2012 7339

Curtains.

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November 13 2012 7340

ACT 6 INTERMISSION 4.

Cinematic 80: DEAD SESSION.

Who is this young cherub?

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November 14 2012 7344

Caliborn examines his dead land.

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November 15 2012 7349

Caliborn walks.

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November 16 2012 7359

Roxy fails to reverse Caliborn’s predomination.

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November 18 2012 7367

Pseudogame 21, Ambients 4 and 5, and Cinematic 81: THE RESILIENT BARD.

Caliborn declines Gamzee’s offer of guidance.

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November 19 2012 7375

Caliborn finds a terminal tower.

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November 20 2012 7378

The terminal lets him jeer the author of Homestuck.

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November 21 2012 7381

Gamzee returns.

Cinematic 82: YOU CAN’T KEEP DOWN THE CLOWN.

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November 22 2012 7386

Caliborn powers the monitors on the tower.

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November 23 2012 7390

Caliborn paints his words in Calliope’s blood.

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November 25 2012 7392

Ambient 6: MAX VOLUME.

Cinematic 83: CLANG.

Hussie describes Caliborn’s session.

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November 26 2012 7399

Caliborn starts to unlock his quest.

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November 27 2012 7406

Hussie leaves him to it.

Curtains.

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END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 4

November 28 2012 7412

ACT 6 ACT 5.

Cinematic 84: PAGE OF THE JADED FOOL’S ENNUI.

[S] ACT 6 ACT 5

November 29 2012 7413

Jake runs from Dirk’s overbearing romance.

Jake: Examine incoming message.

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Jake: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide.

November 30 2012 7417

Jane and Roxy decorate.

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Jake: Pester Jane.

December 1 2012 7421

Jake forgets Jane’s birthday.

Jane: Answer.

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December 2 2012 7427

Jane gets real tired of Jake’s shit.

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December 3 2012 7430

Jane has a tantrum.

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December 4 2012 7433

Jane goes home.

GCAT teleports Roxy…

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Jane: Abscond.

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December 5 2012 7441

…into the clutches of the Condesce.

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December 6 2012 7446

Caliborn jeers Jane about being able to see her.

Jane: Ollie outie.

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Jane: Answer.

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December 8 2012 7454

Caliborn tortures Jane with news of Dad.

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Jane: Keep absconding.

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December 9 2012 7459

The Dignitary lets the paperwork pile up.

DD: Examine sleazy Dersite rag.

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December 10 2012 7462

The Dignitary visits Dad.

DD: Observe Nobles.

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DD: Check on prisoner.

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DD: Proceed to solitary confinement suite.

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December 11 2012 7468

They check Serious Business.

DD: Ask what prisoner is doing.

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December 12 2012 7470

The Condesce puts the kibosh on their prissy hat chat nonsense.

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December 13 2012 7472

Roxy returns to her fanfiction.

Years in the future...

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Roxy: Examine wizardfic journal.

December 14 2012 7477

Roxy reads Wizardy Herbert.

Roxy: Open to random page.

Roxy: Jump ahead a little.

Roxy: Skip to the end.

Roxy: Doint write whilt dronk.

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December 15 2012 7483

Calliope arrives disguised as Serenity.

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Roxy: Say hello.

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Roxy: Exit room.

Roxy: Examine painting.

December 16 2012 7498

Calliope leads Roxy out of her house memories…

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Roxy: Go through.

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December 17 2012 7507

…and into a void sanctuary.

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Roxy: Turn around.

December 18 2012 7514

Calliope tells of her brother’s hunt.

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December 19 2012 7516

Calliope urges Roxy to ascend and beat the game.

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December 20 2012 7520

Rose joins them in the sanctuary.

Roxy: Turn around again.

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December 21 2012 7523

Calliope wakes them.

The Condesce gives Roxy an impossible mission.

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Roxy: Succumb to powerful anti-sleep majyyks.

Roxy: Examine folder.

Roxy: Inspect briefing.

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Roxy: Examine door.

December 22 2012 7531

The Droll helps Roxy break out of Derse.

Roxy fails to pester Dirk.

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Roxy: Examine gift.

CD: Do happy umbrella dance.

Roxy: Pester Dirk.

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December 25 2012 7538

Auto Responder asks Dirk to prototype him, but Gamzee gets to the sprite first. Their prototypings create Arquiusprite or, as I like to call him…

Lil’ Hak.

Cinematic 85: HOOFBEASTS.

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Dirk: Fuck it.

Shades: Descend.

[S] Ride.

December 27 2012 7556

Lil’ Hak admires himself.

Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide.

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December 28 2012 7558

Roxy fails to pester Jake.

Roxy: Pester Jake.

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December 30 2012 7567

Caliborn jeers Jake about jacking his swagger.

Jake: Answer.

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January 2 2013 7573

Caliborn finds Lil’ Cal.

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January 3 2013 7577

Caliborn communes with Lil’ Cal in a personal and intimate way.

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January 4 2013 7583

Jane laments.

Jane: Return home.

Jane: Reminisce.

Jane: Solicit profound wisdom from hallway Cera.

Jane: Give Cera beagle puss.

January 5 2013 7587

Jake and Calliope give Jane the juju codes.

Jane: Enter room.

Jane: Examine wall Tobias.

Jane: Examine wall Swanson.

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January 6 2013 7599

Roxy fails to pester Jane.

Roxy: Pester Jane.

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January 8 2013 7602

Jane makes and succumbs to the Spiral Sucker.

Cinematic 86: TRICKSTER MODE.

Jane: Alchemize Calliope's juju.

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[S] Jane: Engage.

January 9 2013 7612

Cinematic 87: LAND OF CANDY AND HELIUM.

Curtains.

[S] Jane: Blast off.

January 11 2013 7613

ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 2.

Silent film 28: CURTAINS, ZILLIFIED.

Pseudogame 22: SQUIDDLES AND CALS.

Jane zillifies the inhabitants of Stupidity Kingdom on her way to see Jake on LOMAX.

END OF ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1

[S] ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 2

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January 12 2013 7620

Pseudogame 23: DEPLOY THE CROCKER.

Jane contaminates Jake.

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January 13 2013 7626

Pseudogame 24: HELP JANE INVESTIGATE.

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January 14 2013 7627

Jane and Jake fly to Derse for Roxy.

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January 15 2013 7631

Silent film 29: MARCO.

Silent film 30: POLO.

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January 16 2013 7638

Jake contaminates Roxy.

Pseudogame 25: HELP JAKE TUG.

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January 17 2013 7641

Dad disapproves.

The tricksters fly to LOPAN for booze.

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January 18 2013 7645

Erisolsprite tries to reconcile with Fefetasprite.

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January 19 2013 7648

The tricksters fly to LOTAK.

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January 21 2013 7653

Roxy contaminates Dirk.

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January 22 2013 7659

Pseudogame 26: HELP DIRK ESCAPE TO THE SIDE.

Erisolsprite and Lil’ Hak tear Fefetasprite apart.

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January 24 2013 7663

Cinematic 88: THE ZILLY TREE.

Cinematic 89: STUPIDITY KINGDOM.

The tricksters alchemize the zilly weapons of legend.

[S] Tricksters: Alchemize.

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January 25 2013 7672

Ambient 7: ZILLY SANTAS.

Cinematic 90: THE KRINGLEKRIS OF ZILLYZOOM.

No curtains.

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[S] HA HA HA! HE HE HE! HO HO HO!

GO BACK TO ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1.

January 26 2013 7679

Cinematic 91: DOUBLE CLANG.

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January 28 2013 7681

Hussie scolds Caliborn for giving the kids magic candy.

Cinematic 92:TEAMWORK.
The Nobles lie hungoverin their Quest Crypts.

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January 29 2013 7694
The Nobles exhibitpathetic cowardice.

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February 2 2013 7700
The Nobles pester eachother about regrets.
Gamzee and the Drollsend Jack a care package.
Jack dares to fondly gaze intoLil’ Cal’s sparkling baby blues.
Caliborn remakes Jackin his own image.

Jack’s jailbreakdestroys Prospit.

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February 6 2013 7722
Dirk praises Roxy.
Condy destroysDerse’s moon.
Jack destroysProspit’s moon.

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February 8 2013 7744

The Nobles diein their Quest Crypts.
The life lanterns simply cannottake this much horseshit.
Dirk rises up to godhoodas the Prince of Heart.
Jane rises up to godhoodas the Maid of Life.
Jake rises up to godhoodas the Page of Hope.
Roxy rises up to godhoodas the Rogue of Void.

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February 9 2013 7758
Dirk and Roxyface Condy.
Jane and Jakeface Jack.

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February 10 2013 7764

Jackattacks.
Jade arrives, removes Jack,and greets her ectoparents.

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February 16 2013 7784

Condy makes Jadegrimbark.
Jade puts the tiaratop on Jane.Jane obeys, submits, and consumes.
Dirk attacks the Condesce.Jade teleports him away.
Jade and Jane dragRoxy and Jake to Derse.
Curtains.

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END OF ACT 6 ACT 5

February 16 2013 7827

ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5.

Three years have passed on the meteor, and the new session is near.

ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5

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February 17 2013 7830

Karkat trolls Dave about their approach.

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February 18 2013 7835

They discuss friendship decay.

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February 19 2013 7838

Caliborn recruits Itchy and Doze.

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ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 1

END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 1

February 20 2013 7841

The battleship lands on LOMAX. The sprites disperse. John sleeps.

Caliborn recruits Trace and Clover.

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ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 2

END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 2

February 21 2013 7848

John dreams and visits Vriska’s bubble.

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February 24 2013 7853

Vriska, Meenah, and Aranea’s treasure hunt in the Furthest Ring has described what is described in certain circles as "a circle".

English has pursued them, completing a ring of cracked space around the Green Sun.

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February 26 2013 7856

The spidertrolls raise a ghost army as bait for English’s rampage.

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February 27 2013 7858

Aranea tells of the cherubim.

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March 7 2013 7861

A benevolent cherub predominates and seeks a malevolent mate.

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March 9 2013 7869

They turn into snakes and mate. The malevolent cherub, defeated, lays its egg on a dead planet orbiting a red giant. That planet is Earth.

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March 10 2013 7877

Meenah takes a gaper break.

Cinematic 93: INTERFISHIN.

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March 12 2013 7882

Aranea tells of the cherub that hatched on Earth.

[A6I5] END OF INTERFISHIN

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March 14 2013 7890

Caliborn predominates and enters a dead session.

Ambient 8: AUDIENCE WITH YALDABAOTH.

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March 15 2013 7898

Skaia breaks, launching Caliborn into a game of pool with planets.

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March 16 2013 7906

Vriska interrupts Aranea’s charming exposition on felt romance.

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March 17 2013 7908

Aranea knows Vriska’s admiration is fake.

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March 18 2013 7915

Karkat wakes Terezi, whose eyes are now merely hornshot.

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March 19 2013 7917

Terezi confesses she let Aranea heal her eyesight.

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March 20 2013 7919

Terezi bemoans her degrading romance with Gamzee. Dave needles Karkat about property.

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March 21 2013 7922

Caliborn recruits Fin, Die and Crowbar.

The pirate buddies find a green skull cave.

ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 3

END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 3

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March 22 2013 7925

Aradia explains why she is tagging along.

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March 23 2013 7931

Silent film 31: STORY TIME.

Aranea tells of the Rings of Life and Void. Vriska connects the dots and flips out.

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March 24 2013 7937

Vriska welcomes two Cronuses to the jampora.

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March 25 2013 7940

Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta, and Feferi ollie outie.

Silent film 32: LADIES.

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March 26 2013 7947

John makes no promises.

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March 28 2013 7951

Vriska goes for the treasure.

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March 29 2013 7956

Rose, drunk, catalogues Can Town.

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March 30 2013 7958

Kanaya, fed up, knocks over the Libraray.

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March 31 2013 7961

Caliborn recruits Stitch, Sawbuck, and Matchsticks.

Cinematic 94: THE CAPTAIN’S COAT.

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ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 4

[S] END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 4

April 1 2013 7967

Meenah asks John to keep the ring to himself.

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April 2 2013 7973

Cinematic 95: ✵ MARKS THE SPOT.

Vriska opens the treasure chest.

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[A6I5] Be Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer.

April 3 2013 7978

The spotlight shifts to someone who is not Vriska.

[A6I5] VBVS: Do a silly dance.

[A6I5] VBVS: Retrieve arms from robe.

[A6I5] VBVS: Summon undead army.

April 4 2013 7981

Angered, Vriska hijacks the story and dumps the juju out of its chest. It’s a house-shaped hole in reality.

[A6I5] VBVS: Bonebone! Bonebone!!!

[A6I5] VBVS: Shield young amphibious ears from profanity.

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April 5 2013 7992

John reaches into the hole. His arm propagates throughout canonspace and then he vanishes with a flash.

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April 6 2013 8011

Caliborn recruits Eggs and Biscuits.

ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 5

April 7 2013 8012

Spades Slick finds Hussie dead on the balcony. Ms Paint fetches Slick’s things, including the voodoo doll. Slick resurrects and takes charge of The Felt.

END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 5

[A6I5] SS: Gaze over balcony at horizon.

[A6I5] SS: Inspect green torso.

[A6I5] SS: Take wand.

[A6I5] SS: Investigate.

[A6I5] SS: Equip.

[A6I5] SS: Search for English.

[A6I5] SS: Interrogate Ms. Paint.

[A6I5] SS: Inquire about personals.

[A6I5] SS: Follow.

[A6I5] Ms. Paint: Retrieve personals.

[A6I5] SS: Inspect personals.

[A6I5] SS: Take doll.

[A6I5] SS: Pull pins.

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April 8 2013 8027

Silent film 33: EVERYONE IN THE OVEN.

Looking for a new hideout, Slick and The Felt step through the Fifth Wall into Doc Scratch’s apartment, which is now inside the Green Sun.

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[A6I5] Crowbar: Lead gang back to hideout.

[A6I5] SS: Go through 5th wall.

[A6I5] SS: Exit this weird little girl's room.

[A6I5] Crowbar: Keep leading the way.

[A6I5] SS: After you.

[A6I5] SS: Open door.

[A6I5] SS: ...

[A6I5] SS: Never mind.

[A6I5] Crowbar: Proceed.

[A6I5] Crowbar: Show Slick exit.

[A6I5] SS: Punch clock.

[A6I5] SS: Wasn't there a guy with an oven?

[A6I5] SS: Everybody in.

[A6I5] SS: Take oven.

[A6I5] SS: Wait, before you go...

April 9 2013 8043

Slick carries The Felt into Scratch’s clock and finds himself in the nobles’ void session.

John vanishes from the Prospitian battleship and begins involuntarily zapping through canonspace. He sees the flying cork shelter on Earth and himself on LOWAS.

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April 10 2013 8066

John continues zapping around. He sees Vriska in her hive, Jake kissing Dirk’s head, the Dolorosa on Alternia, Dirk's Bro slaying the Presidents, and a scene of Con Air.

John's strange ordeal through canonspace ends with an intense staredown with Caliborn. Cans clocks him out of it.

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April 11 2013 8105

John, reappearing on LOMAX, discovers that he missed the arrival and everyone is gone. He rests at the Slab of the Jaded Fool’s Ennui.

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April 12 2013 8124

Karkat freaks out over the lack of brakes on this thing.

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April 13 2013 8131

Cinematic 96: HEIR OF THE JADED FOOL’S ENNUI.

Curtains.

End of Year Four.

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April 14 2013 8137

Silent film 34: REMOVE DISC 2.

The Homestuck Portfolio runs out of game discs. Caliborn gloats.

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