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Act 1

Act 2

Act 3

Int

Act 4

5–1

5–2

EOA5

6–1

6–2

6–3

6–4

6–5

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6-6-2

6-6-3

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6-6-6

Act 7


Part 1 log


Part 2 log


Part 3 log


Part 4 log

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ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 2

LOSHIT

AND ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 2

theres problems

(SPOILERS AHEAD)
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first page 8375, August 28 2013 pages 378
last page 8752, October 16 2013 words in text
no recap words in media
adventure map checkpoints

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SYNOPSIS
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August 28 2013 8375

ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 2.

Homosuck continues, now starring Bogus Dave and his “bitches.”

ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 2

BE A DIFFERENT MALE.

HE HAS EXCEPTIONAL TASTE IN PUPPETS.

ALPHA MALE: CALL FOR BACKUP.

SEND IN THE BITCHES.

ACTUALLY. LET'S INVITE A COUPLE MORE TO THE PARTY.

August 29 2013 8381

The real John intrudes on Homosuck. Caliborn tries to cover up John’s presence.

ALPHA MALE: BEGIN GAME.

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DISREGARD THE UNIMPORTANT MALE GHOST BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

LET'S CONTINUE.

ALPHA MALE: GO OUTSIDE.

August 30 2013 8392

Bogus Dave and his entourage enter the Land of Someone’s Handicrafts I Took.

ALPHA MALE: BE ON ROOF.

SUDDENLY. THERE IS A DRAMATIC CHANGE.

I DON'T RECALL WHAT HIS LAND WAS THOUGH.

WOW, YES. SO GOOD.

ALPHA MALE: WHISTLE FOR STALLIONS.

STALLIONS: DESCEND.

MOUNT STEEDS.

STEEDS: RIDE.

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August 31 2013 8402

They ride Emberley horses through the Emberley land. John crashes Shit Biscuit into Bogus Roxy and she falls apart.

Bogus Dave forges a sword from some of Dirk’s smut.

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THE ALPHA MALE IS ACCOSTED BY A PACK OF WILD FOES.

ALPHA MALE: RECEIVE BOON FROM YOUR CREATOR.

OPEN CHEST.

WITH YOUR TRUSTY SMUT. FORGE A SWORD.

September 1 2013 8417

Bogus Dave defeats some Emberley minions. Caliborn tries to reward him with a kiss from Bogus Rose. John, angered, breaks Bogus Dave and calls Caliborn a creep.

STRIKE THE WITCH.

YOUR NOBLE MOUNT ABSORBS MOST OF THE DAMAGE THOUGH.

THE WITCH ALSO DIES FROM HER INJURIES.

AS A RESULT OF ALL THAT. THE ROBOT GOES CRAZY.

ALPHA MALE: RECEIVE SPOILS.

STORY RECTANGLE: ZOOM IN ON RAUNCHY SEDUCTION.

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September 2 2013 8426

Caliborn buries John in a pile of Bogus Daves. John swears to kill Caliborn.

IT SEEMS THE ALPHA MALE HAS BEEN SLAIN.

TIME TRAVEL KEEPS HAPPENING!

THE DUDE PILE. DOESN'T STOP. FROM GETTING TALLER.

THAT'S THE END OF HOMOSUCK. ACT. UH.

THANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING TO MY STORY.

September 2 2013 8431

ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 2.

Jane builds Jake’s house up.

Gamzee, having stolen the Ring of Life, goes to sleep in the fridge on the battleship.

ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 2

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September 3 2013 8440

Gamzee brings the ring to the Furthest Ring and gives it to Aranea. She puts it on and joins him in the waking world.

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Meenah rings Aranea and asks her to come back to the Furthest Ring. Aranea declines, revealing her plan to single-handedly avert the creation of the cherubs’ universe.

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September 4 2013 8459

Harnessing the telekinetic power of her ghosty Damaras, Aranea pilots the battleship away from LOMAX.

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September 5 2013 8469

Jane follows the battleship to Derse, where it has been parked illegally, and rings Jade.

Aranea wakes Jake.

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Aranea heals Jake.

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Jade joins Jane on Derse. Their contemplation of the shitty parking job is interrupted by a giant hopesplosion.

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September 8 2013 8494

Roxy scarpers, avoiding the angels flying out of the hopesplosion.

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September 10 2013 8512

Jade fails to zap Jake to the Furthest Ring.

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September 14 2013 8542

Aranea drops Jade’s house on her, killing her. Jade’s death is judged just.

Cinematic 99: LUCKY BREAK.

Dave leaves for LOFAF and rings Rose.

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September 15 2013 8557

Jane flies to Jade.

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September 16 2013 8566

Aranea introduces herself to Roxy and puts her to sleep.

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September 17 2013 8570

Jade, not knowing whether she is dead or dreaming, visits Calliope in her sanctuary in the Furthest Ring.

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September 18 2013 8590

Brain Ghost Dirk becomes real. Terezi arrives with a surprise attack on Gamzee.

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Terezi and Dirk wound their immortal adversaries.

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September 21 2013 8613

Jane and Dave discover Bec Noir and the Prospitian Monarch taking Jade’s body.

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Rose arrives.

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Dirk starts ripping the soul out of Aranea’s body.

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October 1 2013 8647

Vriska and Meenah lament Aranea’s hubris.

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Rose airlifts Roxy.

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Jake lands already.

Aranea’s soul snaps back into her body. Jane charges at her and is not deterred by psychically induced sleep.

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October 11 2013 8695

The sleepwalking Jane grapples Aranea.

The Special Stardust drifts back in.

Jake returns from a death judged neither heroic nor just. He and Rose watch as Gamzee gets his revenge on Terezi. Gamzee slams Terezi into the house piece, breaking it in two.

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Jane’s royal sceptre culling fork sinks into the lava, offering cloud visions in its melting Skaian orb.

Gamzee catches Terezi at the edge of the lava and pulls her up. Rose shoots a spell at them.

The Condesce flies in on the Battleship Condescension.

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