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ACT 5 ACT 1

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(SPOILERS AHEAD)

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last page 4525, September 19 2010 words in text 62 257
recap 5138, January 2 2011 words in media 1103
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SYNOPSIS
sgrub

Previously, the aliens that were trolling the kids revealed that they played the same game and failed somehow. Act 5 begins with a prequel telling how the trolls from Alternia played their own session.

It is Karkat Vantas’s sixth wriggling day and he is just as crabby as ever. His friend Sollux Captor invites him to play the computer game Sgrub, which Sollux wrote by parsing the hieroglyphic code from the mystic ruins their friend Aradia Megido discovered in a cave.

Sgrub, like Sburb, is the gateway to the Medium. Each game session has its own incipisphere containing a Skaia, Prospit, Derse, individualized planets for the players, frog temple borne by the reckoning, and so on. Alternia has two sets of ruins, one red and one blue, so Sollux organizes his friends into two teams.

Sollux prepares to lead Blue Team with Aradia while Karkat assumes command of Red Team, connecting to his friend Terezi Pyrope. Looking for teammates, Red Team recruits Gamzee Makara, Tavros Nitram, and Kanaya Maryam. They also ask Nepeta Leijon, but her moirail Equius Zahhak makes her join Blue Team instead.

Moirallegiance is one of four acknowledged types of troll romance called “quadrants,” each with its own symbol:

  • Moirails, in the diamonds quadrant, are pacifying soulmates.
  • Matesprits, in the hearts quadrant, are reproductive lovers.
  • Kismeses, in the spades quadrant, are reproductive adversaries.
  • Auspistices, in the clubs quadrant, are caring mediators.

When Aradia admits that the game will doom Alternia, not save it, Sollux tries to call the whole thing off. He succeeds only in goading Karkat into running a computer virus that curses his friends to lose their animal guardians known as lusus naturae. They all prototype their dead lusus before entering, except for Aradia. After putting Sollux to sleep to make him the last player to enter, Aradia connects to Nepeta and prototypes her own kernel with the frog head icon from the ruins.

flarp

What happens next has a bit of backstory.

Some of the trolls used to play a live action game called Flarp. Aradia and Tavros were larping against Terezi and her teammate Vriska Serket when Vriska used psychic suggestion to make Tavros jump off a cliff. The fall made him paraplegic.

Aradia retaliated by summoning ghosts to haunt Vriska. Vriska retaliated by making Sollux kill Aradia. Terezi retaliated by making Vriska’s oracular magic cue ball explode in her face, taking an arm and an eye. Vriska retaliated by hijacking Tavros’s psychic animal communion with Terezi’s unborn dragon lusus to make Terezi stare into Alternia’s sun, blinding her.

After that, Terezi and Vriska made a truce. Terezi’s dragon taught her to see with her chemical senses, while Vriska’s neighbour Equius built her a prosthetic arm. Aradia stuck around as a ghost, communing with the voices of the dead, which guided her in orchestrating the launch of Sgrub.

bifurcation

Hoping to lead Blue Team, Vriska asks Equius to make a gift for Aradia, a mechanical body that will house her ghost. But after constructing the soulbot, Equius connects to Aradia and delivers it himself, doublecrossing Vriska and shutting her out of Blue Team. Vriska connects to Tavros and Kanaya instead.

In the Land of Pulse and Haze, Karkat meets the Jack Noir of his session, who offers to help him usurp the Black Queen. Red Team aggressively executes the plan, ultimately exiling both Jack and the Queen to post-reckoning Alternia, where they become a Scurrilous Straggler and a Banished Quasiroyal. Later on, Jack would take the name Spades Slick and form the Midnight Crew with his fellow exiles, while the Quasiroyal would join their rivals The Felt as Snowman.

As their entry chains near completion, Red and Blue Teams begin to see signs of each other’s presence. They discover that they are sharing a single twelve-player session, not two separate sessions as they thought. Red Team prove to be the session’s Prospit dreamers and Blue Team the Derse dreamers, with two exceptions. Aradia does not seem to have a living dreamself while Sollux has two, one on Prospit and one on Derse. During Sollux’s long sleep, his Prospit dreamer wakes. After recovering from a taste of mind honey, he connects to Karkat while Kanaya connects to Equius, completing the Mobius Double Reacharound that is their entry chain.

the reckoning

Kanaya has known about the impending galaxy-wide extinction of her race for a long time. Waking young on Prospit, she saw Rose’s walkthrough in a cloud vision. When her mother grub lusus dies, Kanaya pulls from its carcass a horny orb that she hopes will resurrect trolldom.

The doom of the troll species and their interstellar empire is an event called the Vast Glub. The sea princess Feferi Peixes’s lusus is Gl’bgolyb, a squiddly terror of the deep. In its dying throes, Gl’bgolyb makes a terrible psychic shriek that kills every one of the Empress’s subjects, including Sollux before he makes it into the Medium. Feferi comes to his rescue, waking his Derse dreamself with a corpsesmooch. This comes to be recognized as one of the game’s resurrection mechanisms.

In his effort to unite the two teams, Karkat discovers a chat client feature that lets him create memos which exist outside the flow of time. He and his teammates can read a memo before it is written and write in it after having read it, allowing (and also compelling) them to talk to him from the past and future of the session. The others use this new mode of communication mostly to air their relationship problems. Karkat responds with an unending stream of cantankerous hectoring, much of it directed at himself.

The trolls’ session continues for about a month, but for us readers it all goes by in a blur. They circle the Medium killing monsters, finding treasure, exiling agents, and sometimes dueling. Sollux fights Feferi’s fellow seadweller Eridan Ampora. Aradia in her soulbot fights and fatally wounds Vriska. Then, having made her pay, Aradia time travels straight to the end of the game. Vriska recovers somehow.

The Black King, made vast and powerful by Gl’bgolyb’s prototyping, initiates the Reckoning and sets himself up as the endgame boss. Thousands of sacrificial Aradias arrive from doomed timelines to join the twelve heroes in the final fight. Everyone works together to slay the King.

At the end of their ordeal, the trolls are presented with a door to a new universe that was to be the ultimate reward. But before they can react, an invincible demon appears, destroys the door, and shreds all but one of the Aradiabots. Narrowly escaping the demon’s wrath, the trolls hunker down in an ectobiology meteor in the Veil, stuck between universes.

ACT 5 ACT 1 BY DATE POSTED
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June 12 2010 3889

ACT 5 ACT 1.

What is this forgotten planet, and who is this young troll?

ACT 5 ==>

Enter name.

Try again.

Hivebent

Enter name.

Try again.

June 13 2010 3895

Karkat Vantas examines his block.

Karkat: Examine slimy purple pod.

Karkat: Get in.

Karkat: Examine movie posters.

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Karkat: Captchalogue sickle.

Karkat: Take card vault.

Karkat: Examine large black book.

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Karkat: Leave your room.

June 14 2010 3904

Karkat takes in the view outside. Gamzee trolls him about mIrAcLeS.

Karkat: Examine neighborhood.

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Karkat: Go back inside.

Karkat: Check out magazine.

Karkat: Check out DVD.

Karkat: Get down to business on computer.

Karkat: Answer troll.

June 15 2010 3911

Who is this motherfucker?

Gamzee Makara examines his block and braves the seaside, hoping to see his lusus.

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Enter name.

Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of Faygo.

Gamzee: Captchalogue computer.

Gamzee: Ride one wheel device.

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Gamzee: Sample delicious pie cooling on the counter.

Gamzee: Take a juggling club.

Gamzee: Go outside.

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Gamzee: Retrieve husktop.

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June 16 2010 3923

Terezi asks Gamzee to play gamezez. Sollux asks Karkat too.

Who is this strange and funny girl?

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Gamzee: Answer troll.

Karkat: Get some programming done.

Karkat: Check out one of his files.

Karkat: Answer troll.

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Enter name.

June 17 2010 3932

Terezi Pyrope plays Courtblock Drama.

Terezi: Cut to the chase and begin LARPing immediately.

Terezi: Interrogate.

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Terezi: Slap him around a bit.

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Terezi: Call a witness.

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June 18 2010 3942

It’s another triumph for justice.

Terezi: Sentence the criminal.

Terezi: Flip.

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Terezi: Adjourn.

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June 19 2010 3952

Terezi asks Nepeta to play on Red Team.

Terezi: Go get cane.

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Terezi: Begin recruiting red team members.

Terezi: Troll AC.

Terezi: Troll TC.

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June 20 2010 3958

Karkat assumes leadership and enters the Land of Pulse and Haze.

Aradia desecrates some blue ruins.

Terezi: Deal with Karkat.

A little later...

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Karkat: Deal with Terezi.

A little while ago...

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June 21 2010 3966

Eridan finds Gamzee’s pop.

The troll life cycle is explained. Crabdad gives Karkat grief.

A little later...

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And later still...

Karkat: Deal with crabby customer.

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June 22 2010 3971

Who is this cool and moody dude?

Sollux Captor trashes his beehouse mainframe.

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Yeah.

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Enter name.

Sollux: Equip throwing stars to strife specibus.

Sollux: Fling stars specibus-ward.

June 23 2010 3979

Sollux trolls Terezi about his twofold doom.

Sollux: Taste honey.

Sollux: Calm those bees down.

Sollux: Get to work at computer.

Sollux: Recruit team leader.

June 24 2010 3983

Aradia trolls Sollux about spooky conundrums. Sollux tries to call off the game.

Karkat curses himself and his friends. Crabdad and the Old Goat die.

Sollux ponders the ultimate virus.

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Sollux: Deal with apocalypseArisen.

Sollux: Abort.

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Sollux: Lament.

Sollux: Delete.

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June 25 2010 3993

Biclopsdad grumbles about Aradia.

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June 26 2010 3996

Kanaya poses for a teaser in the sunlight. She lives next to some red ruins.

Be the other girl.

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June 27 2010 4000

Who is this dude in his four wheel device?

Tavros Nitram plays Fiduspawn.

Stop being the other girl.

Enter name.

Tavros: Cut to the chase and play card games immediately.

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June 28 2010 4009

Tavros commands the animals.

Tavros: Command faithful steed.

Tavros: Horsaroni: Spawntech -> Slumberbuddies.

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Tavros: Roll up your ramp.

Tavros: Hop in.

June 29 2010 4015

Tavros yearns for adventure. Later on, he is given a robotic prosthesis. Vriska fucks with him. Gamzee raps with him.

Tavros: Take lance.

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Tavros: Admire posters.

Way in the future...

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And way back again...

Tavros: Deal with AG.

Tavros: Rap with TC.

June 30 2010 4024

A meteor strikes and kills Terezi’s hatchling dragon lusus.

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July 1 2010 4032

Who is this spooky lady?

Aradia Megido retreives her Crosbytop.

Be the other other girl.

Render the girl in a more symbolic manner.

Enter name.

Aradia: Retrieve computer.

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July 2 2010 4039

Kanaya asks Aradia to reconsider. Aradia leaves the blue ruins and haunts Sollux’s hive stem. Vriska fucks with her.

Aradia: Humor GA.

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Aradia: Check on Sollux.

Aradia: Go up.

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Aradia: Get bugged by AG.

Be the mysterious spider girl.

July 3 2010 4046

Aradia puts Sollux to sleep, awakening his Prospit dreamself. Later, he wakes under the influence of mind honey and kills Biclopsdad with his eye beams.

Sollux: Get back to Aradia.

Sollux: Look out window.

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Much later...

Sollux: Wake up.

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July 4 2010 4055

Who is this silly cat girl?

Nepeta Leijon caresses the doomed Pounce de Leon.

Karkat checks on her.

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Enter name.

Nepeta: Retrieve claws from arms.

Nepeta: Scratch lusus behind ears.

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Nepeta: Examine computer.

Nepeta: Answer Karkat.

July 5 2010 4062

Equius presses Nepeta into Blue Team.

She breaks the news to Tavros.

Nepeta: Consult with friend on the matter.

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Nepeta: Give Tavros the bad news.

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July 6 2010 4067

Perigees prior: Tavros plays Flarp. Vriska fucks with him. He takes a fall and becomes paraplegic.

Some time ago...

Tavros: Contact fellow Team Charge member.

Tavros: Hatch campaign.

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Tavros: Go outside and begin adventure.

A little later...

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July 7 2010 4078

Vriska fucks with Karkat.

Equius and Feferi pose for teasers.

Back in the present...

Karkat: Be the other asshole.

HURRY

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July 8 2010 4083

Aradia connects with Nepeta, prototypes the frog head from the blue ruins, enters the Land of Quartz and Melody, and prototypes herself.

Aradia: Go home.

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Aradia: Begin session.

Aradia: Connect to server player.

Aradia: Tier 1 prototype.

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Aradia: Enter.

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Aradia: Tier 2 prototype.

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July 9 2010 4093

Aradia explains things to Nepeta.

Who is this huge bitch?

Nepeta: Interrogate frog girl.

Aradia: Be the huge bitch.

Enter name.

July 10 2010 4096

Vriska Serket examines her block.

Vriska: Check out cool drawing on wall.

Vriska: Proceed to computer.

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Vriska: Take dice.

July 11 2010 4100

Doc Scratch gloats at Vriska. Kanaya asks after Spidermom.

Vriska: Begin meddling.

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Vriska: Deal with this guy.

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Vriska: Endure meddling.

Vriska: Check on lusus.

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July 12 2010 4109

Who is this creepy neighbour?

Equius Zahhak examines his block.

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Enter name.

Equius: Check on lusus.

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Equius: Thank Aurthour.

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Equius: Drink lusus milk.

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Equius: Equiup a bow.

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July 13 2010 4120

Equius submits to Gamzee, repays Vriska’s intrusion with a robo slap, and examines his Aradia soulbot.

Equius: Answer.

Equius: Talk to friend/enemy.

Vriska: Be in cahoots with Equius. Cahoooooooots.

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Equius: Go check on Aradia's present.

Equius: Remove tarp.

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July 14 2010 4127

Equius breaks the catenative cascader, crushing Spidermom under a rockfall. Aurthour falls to his death.

Vriska fucks with Terezi.

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Moments earlier...

Vriska: Meddle with Terezi.

And much earlier than that...

July 15 2010 4139

Perigees earlier: Aradia and Doc Scratch fuck with Vriska. Vriska fucks with Sollux and Aradia.

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Aradia: Make her pay.

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Vriska: Answer white text guy.

Vriska: Make her pay.

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July 16 2010 4152

We fail to be Doc Scratch.

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Be the white text guy.

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July 17 2010 4156

Terezi fucks with Doc Scratch and Vriska.

Vriska loses an eye and arm to her exploding magic cue ball.

Perigees later: Vriska euthanizes the mortally wounded Spidermom. Equius’s hive plummets toward her and enters the medium in mid-fall.

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Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the wicked.

Terezi: Contact partner in crime.

Vriska: Consult little advantage.

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Terezi: Inform Mr. Vanilla Milkshake about his missing orb.

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In the aftermath of more recent misfortune...

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Vriska: Roll.

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July 18 2010 4176

Vriska gripes at Aradia.

Vriska: What's her deal????????

July 19 2010 4177

Equius passes through the Land of Caves and Silence.

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Equius: Let her know the deal.

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Equius: Proceed to second gate.

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July 20 2010 4184

Equius joins Aradia and gives her the soulbot. Aradia flips the fuck out at his presumption.

Equius: Enter.

Equius: Deliver present.

Aradiasprite: Enter soulbot.

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July 27 2010 4194

Nepeta updates her shipping wall.

Karkat welcomes Vriska into Red Team and Operation Regisurp.

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Nepeta: Update wall.

Karkat: Recruit Vriska.

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July 28 2010 4198

Earlier: the Jack Noir of the troll session finds Karkat and draws his mutant blood.

Be Jack a few minutes ago...

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Jack: Look at knife.

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July 29 2010 4206

Later: acting on Jack’s intel, Red Team snipes the Black Queen’s ring.

Doc Scratch hires the newly exiled sovereign.

Karkat: Be in cahoots with Jack.

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Red team: Execute Operation Regisurp.

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July 30 2010 4212

Red and Blue Teams were playing the same session all along.

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July 31 2010 4220

Who is this sunny lady?

Kanaya Maryam examines her block.

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And pages and pages and pages.

Enter name.

Kanaya: Equip chainsaw.

Kanaya: Fine, equip that then.

Kanaya: Apply.

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August 1 2010 4228

Feferi glubs at Kanaya.

Momgrubmom dies.

Kanaya: Answer CC.

Kanaya: Check on lusus.

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August 2 2010 4232

Kanaya extracts and captchalogues the Matriorb and tastes Momgrubmom’s blood.

Kanaya: Go downstairs.

Kanaya: Operate.

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Kanaya: Captchalogue that thing.

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Kanaya: Just a taste.

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Kanaya: Meddle with moirail.

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August 3 2010 4243

Eridan solicits Kanaya ashenly.

She reads Rose’s walkthrough.

Kanaya: Answer CA.

Kanaya: Return to room.

Kanaya: Consult source.

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August 4 2010 4248

Tavros enters the Land of Sand and Zephyr.

Vriska fucks with him.

Tavros: Enter.

And in time...

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August 5 2010 4252

Kanaya puts the kibosh on Vriska’s self-indulgent stairs nonsense.

Tavros: Summon Rufio.

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Vriska: Wheeeeeeee!

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Kanaya: Mediate.

August 6 2010 4257

Vriska sends Tavros her pshoooes code. He alchemizes a rocket chair and sets off to explore his land.

Vriska: Scurry downstairs.

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Vriska: Take them.

Vriska: Go back up.

Vriska: Get code.

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Vriska: Send code.

Tavros: Alchemize.

Tavros: Fly, Pupa!!!!!!!!

And again, in time...

Tavros: Lead fearsome entourage into ruins.

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August 7 2010 4269

Vriska sends Tavros through his second gate. He crashes into her hive in the Land of Maps and Treasure.

Tavros: Confer with teammate.

Tavros: Look at map.

Tavros: Point cherry vehicle toward X on map.

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Vriska: Wake up.

August 8 2010 4275

Failing to seduce Tavros with Pupa Pan roleplay, Vriska falls back on mind control and then gives up.

Vriska: Help Pupa find shadow.

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Vriska: Apply special stardust.

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Vriska: Make Pupa have happy thoughts.

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August 9 2010 4286

Vriska breaks Kanaya’s heart.

Kanaya: Deal with your own crisis.

Kanaya: Return to serving client.

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August 10 2010 4292

Troll concupiscent romance is explained.

Try to understand.

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Examine flushed quadrant.

Examine caliginous quadrant.

August 11 2010 4296

Troll reproduction, conciliatory romance, and volatility are explained.

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Examine ashen quadrant.

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Examine pale quadrant.

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August 12 2010 4303

Later: Karkat tries to expose John to troll romance.

Who is this awesome guy?

Wait! More troll romance exposition please.

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Attempt 2x transition combo.

Enter name.

August 13 2010 4309

Eridan Ampora goes whaling.

Who is this adorable girl?

Eridan: Do something awesome.

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Enter name.

August 14 2010 4323

Feferi Peixes feeds Gl’bgolyb.

Feferi: Do something adorable.

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August 15 2010 4336

Eridan examines his block.

Feferi: Go home.

Eridan: Go home.

Eridan: Examine block.

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August 16 2010 4340

Feferi examines her block.

They ride the sea ponies.

Feferi: Examine block.

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Eridan and Feferi: Do something ridiculous.

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August 17 2010 4348

Vriska breaks Eridan’s spade.

Eridan: Bother Feferi.

Eridan: Go get a beverage.

Eridan: Check fridge.

Eridan: Open it.

Feferi: Go get a beverage.

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Feferi: Disarm.

Eridan: Disarm.

Eridan: Bother Vriska.

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August 18 2010 4362

Feferi quiets Gl’bgolyb’s terrible voice with the custodians of the vanquished.

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August 19 2010 4366

Feferi enters the Land of Dew and Glass and breaks Eridan’s diamond.

Some time later...

Feferi: Report to Eridan.

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August 20 2010 4369

Karkat joins Gamzee in the Land of Tents and Mirth.

Sollux, dying in the Vast Glub, enters the Land of Brains and Fire.

Gamzee comforts Eridan.

Feferi: Proceed to gate.

Karkat: Check on Sollux.

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Gamzee: Indulge emotional theatrics.

Eridan: Slam a Faygo.

Eridan: BLUH!

August 21 2010 4378

Feferi awakens Sollux’s Derse dreamself.

We watch the author of Homestuck watch Spades Slick watch his past self watch Karkat watch Feferi kiss Sollux.

We enter the Land of Stumps and Dismay.

And later still...

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Karkat: BLUH!

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MSPA: Quick, become more meta while AH is brooding.

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August 22 2010 4392

The mounted Gmork head scares Hussie shitless. Instead of recapping Homestuck, he repeats the troll romance essay verbatim.

Slick returns us to the action.

AH: Ok, ha ha, get back to the story jackass.

Uh... Wolf?

This is ridiculous.

Oh my god.

Wow.

Alright, now you’re DEFINITELY trolling us. Come on.

AH: Recap, then?

AH: Reel it in.

SS: Move this along.

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SS: Type '====', then ==>

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August 23 2010 4405

Clubs Deuce’s inane greeting gives Sollux a fit.

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BOY.

YOU THERE. RED AND BLUE EYE BOY.

I REMEMBER THIS!

IT WILL ONLY BE A MOMENT.

TROLL ETIQUETTE SURE IS CONFUSING.

August 24 2010 4411

Sollux leaves Derse and meets Feferi in his land.

Vriska and Tavros go treasure hunting.

OH JEEZ.

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Sollux: Blast off.

Sollux: Get back to adventurin'.

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Vriska: Get back to adventurin'.

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August 25 2010 4420

Karkat leaves Terezi in the Land of Thought and Flow.

Snowman, giving up on Vriska, enlists Terezi to make Jack into a Scurrilous Straggler.

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8th exile: Type "=> SWITCH 2".

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Seer.

It is time.

Terezi: Retrieve chalk.

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Terezi: Inquire.

To begin your mission.

You must eliminate the archagent.

August 26 2010 4432

Nepeta enters the Land of Little Cubes and Tea.

Nepeta: Surely you must be adventurin' by now.

Nepeta: Aggress.

August 27 2010 4434

After Aradia leaves Equius, he joins Nepeta in her land.

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Equius: Get up and commence the adventurin'.

Equius: Answer Karkat.

August 28 2010 4443

Karkat begins a cranky, rambling Trollian transtimeline bulletin board. Chumps from different times deride the effort and use it to air their girl troubles.

Snowman addresses Terezi.

Equius: Read first memo.

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Karkat: Begin another memo.

August 29 2010 4448

Hearts Boxcars’s tactless harangue gives Tavros a fit.

Snowman addresses Vriska and Terezi again.

HEY RUNT

I SAID GET YER ASS UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK

YOU KISS THAT GIRL THIS INSTANT

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Thief.

You will need to be strong.

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Snowman: Continue briefing.

Find the ring before he does.

And then,

August 30 2010 4460

Kanaya enters the Land of Rays and Frogs.

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August 31 2010 4467

Kanaya and Karkat chat.

Kanaya: Reply to memo.

Kanaya: Scroll up.

September 1 2010 4469

Terezi psswooops with Dragonsprite.

Terezi: Fly up.

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September 2 2010 4474

Terezi and Karkat chat.

Terezi: Respond.

Terezi: Get closer look.

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September 3 2010 4477

Terezi crosses Jack.

[S... BAHJ] Terezi: Ascend.

September 8 2010 4478

Cinematic 38: REVENGE.

Perigees prior: wounded in the magic cue ball explosion, Vriska manipulates Tavros and the unborn dragon to blind Terezi.

The trolls explore their lands. Eridan duels Sollux. Soulbot Aradia assaults Vriska. Dream Vriska wakes.

[S] Make her pay.

September 9 2010 4479

Diamonds Droog and Soulbot Aradia skip to the end.

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DD: Move this along.

Skip to the end.

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That's what I like to hear.

September 15 2010 4490

Soulbot Aradia arrives from thousands of doomed timelines.

Aradia: Skip to the end.

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September 16 2010 4493

The trolls defeat the Black King and are presented with a portal to the ultimate reward.

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September 17 2010 4505

An omnipotent foe appears, destroying the portal.

The trolls hole up in a meteor lab in the veil, banished from the universe they left behind…

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September 18 2010 4510

…and barred from the universe they created.

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September 19 2010 4525

Curtains.

END OF ACT 5 ACT 1