Act 6 Act 6 Act 2.
Homosuck continues, now starring Bogus Dave and his “bitches.”
The real John intrudes on Homosuck. Caliborn tries to cover up John’s presence.
Bogus Dave and his entourage enter the Land of Someone’s Handicrafts I Took.
SUDDENLY. THERE IS A DRAMATIC CHANGE.
I DON'T RECALL WHAT HIS LAND WAS THOUGH.
They ride Emberley horses through the Emberley land. John crashes Shit Biscuit into Bogus Roxy and she falls apart.
Bogus Dave forges a sword from some of Dirk’s smut.
THE ALPHA MALE IS ACCOSTED BY A PACK OF WILD FOES.
Bogus Dave defeats some Emberley minions. Caliborn tries to reward him with a kiss from Bogus Rose. John, angered, breaks Bogus Dave and calls Caliborn a creep.
YOUR NOBLE MOUNT ABSORBS MOST OF THE DAMAGE THOUGH.
THE WITCH ALSO DIES FROM HER INJURIES.
AS A RESULT OF ALL THAT. THE ROBOT GOES CRAZY.
Caliborn buries John in a pile of Bogus Daves. John swears to kill Caliborn.
IT SEEMS THE ALPHA MALE HAS BEEN SLAIN.
THE DUDE PILE. DOESN'T STOP. FROM GETTING TALLER.
September 2 2013 | 6531 |
Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 2. Jane builds Jake’s house up. Gamzee, having stolen the Ring of Life, goes to sleep in the fridge on the battleship. |
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September 3 2013 | 6540 |
Gamzee brings the ring to the Furthest Ring and gives it to Aranea. She puts it on and joins him in the waking world. Ambient 9: Fuchsia Ringer. Meenah rings Aranea and asks her to come back to the Furthest Ring. Aranea declines, revealing her plan to single-handedly avert the creation of the cherubs’ universe. |
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September 4 2013 | 6559 |
Harnessing the telekinetic power of her ghosty Damaras, Aranea pilots the battleship away from Lomax. Meenah rings Karkat. |
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September 5 2013 | 6569 |
Jane follows the battleship to Derse, where it has been parked illegally, and rings Jade. Aranea wakes Jake. |
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September 6 2013 | 6576 |
Aranea heals Jake. |
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September 7 2013 | 6587 |
Jade joins Jane on Derse. Their contemplation of the shitty parking job is interrupted by a giant hopesplosion. |
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September 8 2013 | 6594 |
Roxy scarpers, avoiding the angels flying out of the hopesplosion. |
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September 9 2013 | 6600 |
Jake emerges, radiating
hope and corny old man nonsense. |
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September 10 2013 | 6612 |
Jade fails to zap Jake to the Furthest Ring. |
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September 11 2013 | 6617 |
Jade switches the planets, bringing everyone from Derse to LOFAF. Karkat sees the
hope field overhead and rings Dave. |
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September 12 2013 | 6625 |
The
hope field keeps growing. Jade tests her strength against Jake’s. |
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September 13 2013 | 6635 |
The power of
hope overwhelms the power of the Green Sun, defeating Jade and knocking her unconscious. A lake of lava forms next to the Forge. |
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September 14 2013 | 6642 |
Aranea drops Jade’s house on her, killing her. Jade’s death is judged just. Cinematic 99: Lucky Break. Dave leaves for Lofaf and rings Rose. |
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September 15 2013 | 6657 |
Jane flies to Jade. |
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September 16 2013 | 6666 |
Aranea introduces herself to Roxy and puts her to sleep. |
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September 17 2013 | 6670 |
Jade, not knowing whether she is dead or dreaming, visits Calliope in her sanctuary in the Furthest Ring. Gamzee tackles and gropes Jane. Dave arrives and discovers Jade under the house. |
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September 18 2013 | 6690 |
Brain Ghost Dirk becomes real. Terezi arrives with a surprise attack on Gamzee. |
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September 19 2013 | 6696 |
Terezi and Dirk wound their immortal adversaries. |
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September 20 2013 | 6706 |
Terezi tries in vain to kill Gamzee, driving him back over the lake of lava. |
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September 21 2013 | 6713 |
Jane and Dave discover Bec Noir and the Prospitian Monarch taking Jade’s body. Jade and Calliope discuss trollsonæ. |
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September 22 2013 | 6718 |
Jane summons GCat to distract the doggy carapacians. |
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September 23 2013 | 6727 |
Noir and the Monarch chase after GCat without putting down the body. Dave flies off after them. |
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September 24 2013 | 6734 |
Rose arrives. Karkat and Kanaya run toward the action. |
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September 28 2013 | 6740 |
Dirk starts ripping the soul out of Aranea’s body. |
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October 1 2013 | 6747 |
Vriska and Meenah lament Aranea’s hubris. |
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October 2 2013 | 6750 |
The
hope field and Brain Ghost Dirk’s realness dwindle. Rose airlifts Roxy. |
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October 3 2013 | 6756 |
Gamzee’s apathy tortures Terezi. Jane skewers Jake.
hope
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i e s . |
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October 6 2013 | 6769 |
Jake lands already. Aranea’s soul snaps back into her body. Jane charges at her and is not deterred by psychically induced sleep. Gamzee breaks free of Aranea’s mind control and turns the tables on Terezi. |
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October 11 2013 | 6795 |
The sleepwalking Jane grapples Aranea. The Special Stardust drifts back in. Jake returns from a death judged neither heroic nor just. He and Rose watch as Gamzee gets his revenge on Terezi. Gamzee slams Terezi into the house piece, breaking it in two. Karkat and Kanaya arrive. |
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October 16 2013 | 6823 |
Jane’s royal sceptre culling fork sinks into the lava, offering cloud visions in its melting Skaian orb. Gamzee catches Terezi at the edge of the lava and pulls her up. Rose shoots a spell at them. The Condesce flies in on the Battleship Condescension. Curtains. |