Act 6 Act 6 Act 1.
Cinematic 97: Homosuck.
Having achieved total domination over his quest, Caliborn takes over the story and retells Homestuck Act 1 in his own style.
In Caliborn’s version, Bogus John dies when the meteor hits his house.
Caliborn unintentionally unlocks a cabinet and discovers a game cartridge designed to tell the rest of Act 6 behind his back. He sabotages it with Special Stardust and sticks it in.
THEN HE STARTED CLIMBING THE GOD TIERS.
WITH EACH GOD TIER HE CLIMBED.
BUT THERE WAS ONE BADGE HE GOT.
IN MY DREAM. I AM THIS CHERUB.
MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE SHAPE.
IT IS HAPPENING AT YOUR EXPENSE!
THIS IS JUST A CLEVER TRICK THOUGH.
MALE: EXERCISE FREEDOM TO LEAVE ROOM.
MALE: BOGGLE VACANTLY AT THESE SHENANIGANS.
I AM ALMOST CERTAIN CHERUB SHAKESPEARE SAID THAT.
June 14 2013 | 6278 |
Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 1. Cinematic 98: Grim Pilot. Jade pilots the meteor through a Skaia defense portal and sends it crashing into Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse. Then the story skips due to the dust in the cartridge. We glimpse Jane ectobiologizing with GCat, and Jade fighting John. Jade scatters Karkat, Kanaya, Rose, Terezi, Dave, and the Vagabond around the newly merged session. They suffer amnesia and glitched dialogue. |
|
June 15 2013 | 6284 |
In Derse prison, Jane visits Jake while Jade visits Roxy. |
|
June 17 2013 | 6291 |
Jade tells Roxy to make the Matriorb. |
|
June 19 2013 | 6299 |
Dave, back in his apartment on Lohac with the Mayor, reminisces. John zaps in and catches Dave looking at his old selfies. |
|
June 20 2013 | 6315 |
On the run from Grimbark Jade, John blows away. |
|
June 21 2013 | 6319 |
Jade ropes Dave into reconstructing his legendary weapon, Caledfwlch. |
|
June 30 2013 | 6324 |
Jade and Jane visit Karkat and Kanaya on Lofaf. Jade explains how she rescued Alpha Earth and orders the trolls to go see Echidna. They refuse. Jane proves her resolve by impaling Karkat on her trident. |
|
July 1 2013 | 6331 |
John blows in and laments Karkat’s death. |
|
July 2 2013 | 6334 |
Jane resurrects Karkat. John eludes Jade with a canonspace jump. She zaps after him, leaving Jane alone with the trolls. |
|
July 11 2013 | 6343 |
Ain’t no party like a hungover seer party. |
|
July 12 2013 | 6349 |
Rose and Terezi suffer sensory overload on Lolar as the gross stardust settles in. Gamzee steals Rose’s pillow under cover of the glitches. |
|
July 13 2013 | 6362 |
John blows the artifacts away. He discusses his canonspace ability with Rose and she asks him to find the Nobles. |
|
July 15 2013 | 6366 |
John narrowly blows away from Jade again. Rose discovers the theft of her pillow. |
[A6A6I1] ====> |
July 30 2013 | 6376 |
Flying back from the edge of the Medium, Dirk asks Lil Hak for a situation report and regrets it. |
|
July 31 2013 | 6379 |
Dirk flies through a patch of artifacts. |
|
August 2 2013 | 6382 |
Jade challenges Dave to a swordfight. |
|
August 3 2013 | 6385 |
Dave refuses the call and forswears time travel. |
|
August 4 2013 | 6388 |
Jade kicks the Mayor off the roof. Dave swoops down and saves him from the lava. |
|
August 5 2013 | 6395 |
Dirk contacts Dave, who confuses him for Davesprite due to the glitch noise. |
|
August 6 2013 | 6397 |
Pseudogame 28: The Businesswoman. Jane sells Kanaya an obscene amount of troll blood at an obscene profit. |
|
August 7 2013 | 6401 |
John zaps back to Lohac just as Jade is telling Dave to fight. |
|
August 8 2013 | 6404 |
John’s presence alters canon events by derailing Dave’s refusal of the call. |
|
August 9 2013 | 6405 |
Rose contemplates the call. |
|
August 10 2013 | 6411 |
Rose interrupts Kanaya’s spending spree. Terezi blindfolds herself and goes hunting for Gamzee. |
|
August 11 2013 | 6416 |
John zaps behind himself, reverting canon events by zapping himself away from Lohac before he is noticed. |
|
August 13 2013 | 6420 |
John has himself a staredown. The stumps and dismay begin to get to us. John zaps himself to Jake’s jail cell. |
|
August 16 2013 | 6437 |
John sweeps the glitches away unnoticed by Jane or Jake. Jane puts the kibosh on Jake’s corny old man nonsense. |
|
August 19 2013 | 6443 |
Jane outlines her imperious intentions. Jake appeals to Brain Ghost Dirk, but he is not real enough to help. |
|
August 20 2013 | 6447 |
John meets Roxy. |
|
August 21 2013 | 6452 |
John tells Roxy all about what happened in his session. |
|
August 24 2013 | 6457 |
Roxy reciprocates and relates Calliope’s problem. John offers to get the Ring of Life for her. Inspired, Roxy makes progress on her matriorb conjuration. |
|
August 27 2013 | 6466 |
John returns to Lomax to find the ring missing. Astonished, he zaps away again. Curtains. |