Act 6 Act 5.
Cinematic 84: Page of the Jaded Fool’s Ennui.
Jake runs from Dirk’s overbearing romance.
Jane and Roxy decorate.
Jake forgets Jane’s birthday.
Jane gets real tired of Jake’s shit.
Jane has a tantrum.
Jane goes home.
GCat teleports Roxy…
…into the clutches of the Condesce.
Caliborn jeers Jane about being able to see her.
Caliborn tortures Jane with news of Dad.
The Dignitary lets the paperwork pile up.
The Dignitary visits Dad.
They check Serious Business.
The Condesce puts the kibosh on their prissy hat chat nonsense.
Roxy returns to her fanfiction.
Roxy reads Wizardy Herbert.
Calliope arrives disguised as Serenity.
Calliope leads Roxy out of her house memories…
…and into a void sanctuary.
Calliope tells of her brother’s hunt.
Calliope urges Roxy to ascend and beat the game.
Rose joins them in the sanctuary.
Calliope wakes them.
The Condesce gives Roxy an impossible mission.
The Droll helps Roxy break out of Derse.
Roxy fails to pester Dirk.
Auto Responder asks Dirk to prototype him, but Gamzee gets to the sprite first. Their prototypings create Arquiusprite or, as I like to call him…
Cinematic 85: Hoofbeasts.
Lil Hak admires himself.
Roxy fails to pester Jake.
Caliborn jeers Jake about jacking his swagger.
Caliborn finds Lil Cal.
Caliborn communes with Lil Cal in a personal and intimate way.
Jane laments.
Jake and Calliope give Jane the juju codes.
Roxy fails to pester Jane.
Jane makes and succumbs to the Spiral Sucker.
Cinematic 86: Trickster Mode.
Jane: Alchemize Calliope's juju.
Cinematic 87: Land of Candy and Helium.
Curtains.
January 11 2013 | 7613 | Act 6 Act 5 Act 2. Silent film 31: Curtains, Zillified. Pseudogame 23: Squiddles and Cals. Jane zillifies the inhabitants of Stupidity Kingdom on her way to see Jake on Lomax. |
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January 12 2013 | 7620 | Pseudogame 24: Deploy the Crocker. Jane contaminates Jake. |
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January 13 2013 | 7626 | Pseudogame 25: Help Jane Investigate. |
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January 14 2013 | 7627 | Jane and Jake fly to Derse for Roxy. |
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January 15 2013 | 7631 |
Silent film 32: Marco. Silent film 33: Polo. |
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January 16 2013 | 7638 | Jake contaminates Roxy. Pseudogame 26: Help Jake Tug. |
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January 17 2013 | 7641 | Dad disapproves. The tricksters fly to Lopan for booze. |
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January 18 2013 | 7645 | Erisolsprite tries to reconcile with Fefetasprite. |
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January 19 2013 | 7648 | The tricksters fly to Lotak. |
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January 21 2013 | 7653 | Roxy contaminates Dirk. |
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January 22 2013 | 7659 | Pseudogame 27: Help Dirk Escape to the Side. Erisolsprite and Lil Hak tear Fefetasprite apart. |
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January 24 2013 | 7663 |
Cinematic 88: The Zilly Tree. Cinematic 89: Stupidity Kingdom. The tricksters alchemize the zilly weapons of legend. |
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January 25 2013 | 7672 | Ambient 7: Zilly Santas. Cinematic 90: The Kringlekris of Zillyzoom. No curtains. |
January 26 2013 | 5779 |
Cinematic 91: Double Clang. |
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January 28 2013 | 5781 |
Hussie scolds Caliborn for giving the kids magic candy.
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January 29 2013 | 5794 |
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February 2 2013 | 5800 |
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February 6 2013 | 5822 |
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February 8 2013 | 5844 |
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February 9 2013 | 5858 |
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February 10 2013 | 5864 |
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February 16 2013 | 5884 |
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February 16 2013 | 5927 |
Act 6 Intermission 5. Three years have passed on the meteor, and the new session is near. |
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February 17 2013 | 5930 |
Karkat trolls Dave about their approach. |
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February 18 2013 | 5935 |
They discuss friendship decay. |
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February 19 2013 | 5938 |
Caliborn recruits Itchy and Doze. |
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February 20 2013 | 5941 |
The battleship lands on Lomax. The sprites disperse. John sleeps. Caliborn recruits Trace and Clover. |
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February 21 2013 | 5948 |
John dreams and visits Vriska’s bubble. |
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February 24 2013 | 5953 |
Vriska, Meenah, and Aranea’s treasure hunt in the Furthest Ring has described what is described in certain circles as "a circle". English has pursued them, completing a ring of cracked space around the Green Sun. |
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February 26 2013 | 5956 |
The spidertrolls raise a ghost army as bait for English’s rampage. |
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February 27 2013 | 5958 |
Aranea tells of the cherubim. |
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March 7 2013 | 5961 |
A benevolent cherub predominates and seeks a malevolent mate. |
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March 9 2013 | 5969 |
They turn into snakes and mate. The malevolent cherub, defeated, lays its egg on a dead planet orbiting a red giant. That planet is Earth. |
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March 10 2013 | 5977 |
Meenah takes a gaper break. Cinematic 93: Interfishin. |
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March 12 2013 | 5982 |
Aranea tells of the cherub that hatched on Earth. |
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March 14 2013 | 5990 |
Caliborn predominates and enters a dead session. Ambient 8: Audience with Yaldabaoth. |
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March 15 2013 | 5998 |
Skaia breaks, launching Caliborn into a game of pool with planets. |
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March 16 2013 | 6006 |
Vriska interrupts Aranea’s charming exposition on felt romance. |
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March 17 2013 | 6008 |
Aranea knows Vriska’s admiration is fake. |
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March 18 2013 | 6015 |
Karkat wakes Terezi, whose eyes are now merely hornshot. |
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March 19 2013 | 6017 |
Terezi confesses she let Aranea heal her eyesight. |
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March 20 2013 | 6019 |
Terezi bemoans her degrading romance with Gamzee. Dave needles Karkat about property. |
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March 21 2013 | 6022 |
Caliborn recruits Fin, Die and Crowbar. The pirate buddies find a green skull cave. |
ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 3 |
March 22 2013 | 6025 |
Aradia explains why she is tagging along. |
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March 23 2013 | 6031 |
Silent film 34: Story Time. Aranea tells of the Rings of Life and Void. Vriska connects the dots and flips out. |
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March 24 2013 | 6037 |
Vriska welcomes two Cronuses to the jampora. |
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March 25 2013 | 6040 |
Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta, and Feferi ollie outie. Silent film 35: Ladies. |
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March 26 2013 | 6047 |
John makes no promises. |
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March 28 2013 | 6051 |
Vriska goes for the treasure. |
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March 29 2013 | 6056 |
Rose, drunk, catalogues Can Town. |
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March 30 2013 | 6058 |
Kanaya, fed up, knocks over the Libraray. |
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March 31 2013 | 6061 |
Caliborn recruits Stitch, Sawbuck, and Matchsticks. Cinematic 94: The Captain’s Coat. |
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April 1 2013 | 6067 |
Meenah asks John to keep the ring to himself. |
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April 2 2013 | 6073 |
Cinematic 95: ✵ Marks the Spot. Vriska opens the treasure chest. |
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April 3 2013 | 6078 |
The spotlight shifts to someone who is not Vriska. |
[A6I5] VBVS: Do a silly dance. |
April 4 2013 | 6081 |
Angered, Vriska hijacks the story and dumps the juju out of its chest. It’s a house-shaped hole in reality. |
[A6I5] VBVS: Bonebone! Bonebone!!! |
April 5 2013 | 6092 |
John reaches into the hole. His arm propagates throughout canonspace and then he vanishes with a flash. |
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April 6 2013 | 6111 |
Caliborn recruits Eggs and Biscuits. |
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April 7 2013 | 6112 |
Spades Slick finds Hussie dead on the balcony. Ms Paint fetches Slick’s things, including the voodoo doll. Slick resurrects and takes charge of The Felt. |
END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 5 [A6I5] SS: Gaze over balcony at horizon. [A6I5] SS: Inspect green torso. [A6I5] SS: Search for English. [A6I5] SS: Interrogate Ms. Paint. [A6I5] SS: Inquire about personals. |
April 8 2013 | 6127 |
Silent film 36: Everyone in the Oven. Looking for a new hideout, Slick and The Felt step through the Fifth Wall into Doc Scratch’s apartment, which is now inside the Green Sun. |
[A6I5] SS: Consult with brains of operation. [A6I5] Crowbar: Lead gang back to hideout. [A6I5] SS: Go through 5th wall. [A6I5] SS: Exit this weird little girl's room. [A6I5] Crowbar: Keep leading the way. [A6I5] Crowbar: Show Slick exit. |
April 9 2013 | 6143 |
Slick carries The Felt into Scratch’s clock and finds himself in the nobles’ void session. John vanishes from the Prospitian battleship and begins involuntarily zapping through canonspace. He sees the flying cork shelter on Earth and himself on Lowas. |
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April 10 2013 | 6166 |
John continues zapping around. He sees Vriska in her hive, Jake kissing Dirk’s head, the Dolorosa on Alternia, Dirk's Bro slaying the Presidents, and a scene of Con Air. John's strange ordeal through canonspace ends with an intense staredown with Caliborn. Cans clocks him out of it. |
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April 11 2013 | 6205 |
John, reappearing on Lomax, discovers that he missed the arrival and everyone is gone. He rests at the Slab of the Jaded Fool’s Ennui. Bec Noir and the Monarch follow the meteor rocketing into the void session. |
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April 12 2013 | 6224 |
Karkat freaks out over the lack of brakes on this thing. Grimbark Jade shows up. |
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April 13 2013 | 6231 |
Cinematic 96: Heir of the Jaded Fool’s Ennui. Curtains. End of Year Four. |
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April 14 2013 | 6237 |
Silent film 37: Remove Disc 2. The Homestuck Portfolio runs out of game discs. Caliborn gloats. |