December 30 2011 4391

Dream Jane witnesses a Skaian eclipse.

==>

December 31 2011 4394

Jack Noir assassinates Dream Jane and escapes to Derse. It doesn’t stick.

Jack: Hit road, blow joint.

==>

January 1 2012 4412

Act 6 Act 2.

January 2 2012 4424

GCat ports Jane to safety. Dad permagrounds her.

Jane: Turn around.

==>

Jane: Call GCat down from the tree.

==>

January 5 2012 4429

Jane’s skepticism wanes. Contrite, she offers to believe anything Roxy says.

Jane: Return to room.

==>

Jane: Contact bffsy.

==>

January 9 2012 4433

Roxy appearifies the Sassacre’s.

==>

Jane: Look around.

Jane: Empty sylladex.

RL: Appearify.

January 11 2012 4437

Bored with Dirk’s magical pony masterpiece, Jane runs Roxy’s explosive trojan.

==>

Jane: Read Pony Pals.

Jane: Examine contents.

Jane: Flip to page 1.

Jane: Turn page.

Jane: Just check out the file already.

==>

Jane: Install Sburb client.

Jane: Press enter.

==>

January 12 2012 4454

Dirk pesters Jane about the situation on Derse.

Jane: Answer Di-Stri.

January 13 2012 4455

Lil Seb installs Sburb on Dad’s computer.

==>

January 15 2012 4459

Dirk serves Jane.

Who is this tipsy lady, and who is this max chill dude?

Roxy: Wail like an alley cat and blow bubbles in your drink.

Examine placronym.

Pony: Wake up.

Examine room.

January 17 2012 4469

Roxy Lalonde examines her room.

Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a proboscis.

Be Roxy.

Roxy: Go grab that sweet gun.

Roxy: Examine dead mutant collection.

Roxy: Captchalogue one.

Roxy: Take books.

Roxy: Examine CotL poster.

Roxy: Say hi to cat.

Roxy: Take journals.

Roxy: Read other book.

January 18 2012 4479

Silent film 19: Roxy Sleeps.

Roxy: Get little ray gun.

Roxy: You're thirsty.

Roxy: Sip martini thoughtfully.

Roxy: Sip martini more thoughtfully than that.

Roxy: Examine plush pile.

Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable booze snooze.

Roxy: Black out.

January 20 2012 4486

Cinematic 63: Roxy Drifts.

[S] Roxy: Sleepwalk.

January 21 2012 4487

Dirk pesters Roxy about her sleepwalking.

Roxy: Wake up.

Roxy: Answer.

January 22 2012 4489

They discuss insane stunts.

==>

January 24 2012 4490

Auto Responder reveals Dirk’s designs on Jake.

Roxy: Flirtlarp.

Roxy: Answer Jane.

==>

January 25 2012 4493

Roxy crushes Frigglish with a tome of monumental proportions.

==>

Roxy: Ready appearifier.

January 26 2012 4504

Roxy jumps to the observatory.

Roxy: Retrieve mutant kitten.

Roxy: Break bottle.

Roxy: Clear some space.

Roxy: Break some glass.

==>

Roxy: Jump in.

==>

January 28 2012 4512

Calliope cheers Roxy about claspect.

Roxy: Land already.

Roxy: Answer.

==>

January 30 2012 4515

Silent film 20: The Void.

Roxy: Proceed to lab.

Roxy: Descend.

Be Dirk.

Dirk: Go get your sword.

==>

January 31 2012 4520

Dirk Strider examines his room.

Dirk: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump.

==>

Dirk: Admire fancy santa.

Dirk: Greet robotic friend.

Dirk: Examine wardrobe.

Dirk: Change shirt.

Dirk: What the hell is that on your arm...

Dirk: Examine little posters.

Dirk: Examine puppet/hat pile.

Dirk: Check out big tv.

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Dirk: Examine red microwave.

February 1 2012 4533

Dirk examines his tech-hop hashrap modus.

Dirk: Captchalogue Geromy plush.

Dirk: Captchalogue Sweet Bro plush.

Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff plush.

Dirk: Take sord.....

February 2 2012 4537

Dream Dirk reads the news.

==>

Dirk: Be dream self.

Dirk: Examine sleazy Dersite rag.

February 3 2012 4540

Pseudogame 17: Strife with Squarewave.

==>

[S] RAP-OFF!!!!!!!!!!

February 4 2012 4542

Dream Dirk slays the Brute.

February 6 2012 4549

Auto Responder pesters Dirk about the Jane and Jake things.

Dirk: Be waking self again.

Dirk: Pester Roxy.

==>

Dirk: Take actual responsibilities seriously.

Dirk: Answer Auto-Responder.

Dirk: Warn Jane.

February 7 2012 4555

Dirk serves Jane.

==>

Dirk: Deploy.

Dirk: Deploy more stuff.

==>

Dirk: Deploy cruxtruder.

==>

Jane: Run to study.

February 8 2012 4563

Dirk hands the reins to Auto Responder.

==>

February 9 2012 4564

Calliope cheers Dirk about claspect.

Dirk: Talk to alien.

==>

February 10 2012 4566

Silent film 21: Egress.

==>

Dirk: Go through bedroom door.

Dirk: Exit.

Ok, I already picked both of those characters.

February 14 2012 4570

Roxy urges Jane to make a move on Jake.

Jane: Pester shades.

Jane: Answer Roxy.

February 16 2012 4572

Cinematic 64: Your Shit is Wrecked.

[S] Prince of Heart: Rise up.

February 18 2012 4573

Jake faints.

Jake: Level up.

Jake: Pester Dirk.

==>

February 19 2012 4577

Jake sees Aranea in the void.

Jake: Black out.

==>

February 20 2012 4586

Waking, Jake pesters Roxy and Jane about the Jakestakes.

Jake: Pester Roxy.

Jake: Pester Jane.

==>

February 21 2012 4589

Jane throws a fit of bashful insincerity.

Brobot rips its own uranium heart out.

==>

February 22 2012 4594

Jack returns to kill Dream Jane again.

==>

February 23 2012 4598

The White Queen drops him before he gets the chance.

Jack: Finish job.

Jack: Answer Dignitary.

==>

February 24 2012 4602

Roxy visits the hubgrid.

Roxy: Emerge from fuck deep in meowcats.

Roxy: Proceed to transmaterializer.

==>

February 25 2012 4605

Roxy acquires Mom’s scarf and paradox slime and sends Frigglish’s body back to Rose.

==>

Roxy: Appearify.

==>

Roxy: Collect sample.

Roxy: Go just sort of pick it up.

Roxy: Wear the scarf. Be the Rider.

Roxy: Get to that transmaterializer.

Roxy: Deploy Frigglish.

==>

Roxy: Send him home.

February 26 2012 4617

Cinematic 65: Trace Frigglish.

Bonus Cinematic: Nano Neigh.

The carapacians come hunting for cats.

[S] Frigglish: Fast forward to Jaspersprite.

[S] Ride. (bonus)

Jaspersprite: Say hi to everybody!

February 27 2012 4624

GCat teleports Roxy’s plane to Dirk. Roxy jumps in the other side and is stranded in the void.

Roxy: Solicit GCat for assistance.

February 28 2012 4634

Roxy lands in Meenah’s dream bubble.

==>

February 29 2012 4640

Meenah attacks.

==>

March 1 2012 4644

Caliborn jeers Dirk about useless puzzles.

Dirk: Examine fenestrated plane.

Dirk: Ask Roxy.

Dirk: Answer.

==>

March 2 2012 4648

Caliborn explains jujus.

==>

Dirk: Retrieve juju.

==>

March 3 2012 4652

Roxy escapes from the ghost, the void, and the lab.

==>

Roxy: Abscond.

==>

Roxy: Run!!!!! Again!!!!!

==>

Roxy: Hide!!!!!

==>

March 4 2012 4662

Jane prepares to enter the Medium.

==>

Jane: Examine pre-punched card.

March 8 2012 4665

Cinematic 66: The Condescension.

Curtains.

[S] Jane: Enter.

==>

March 9 2012 4667

Act 6 Intermission 2.

Hussie tries to nurse Slick.

ACT 6 INTERMISSION 2

[A6I2] ==>

March 10 2012 4672

Ms. Paint makes licorice soup.

Lrd English arrives.

[A6I2] ==>

March 11 2012 4685

A year has passed on the meteor.

[A6I2] ==>

March 12 2012 4687

Karkat trolls himself about mortality and boredom.

An offshoot god-tier ghost Feferi heals the Mayor.

[A6I2] ==>

March 13 2012 4691

Dave and Terezi play Can Town.

[A6I2] ==>

March 14 2012 4695

Rose and Kanaya do research.

[A6I2] ==>

March 15 2012 4700

Rose shares her findings on the void session they created.

[A6I2] ==>

March 16 2012 4703

The Droll demolishes the new session’s unprototyped Battlefield and Kings.

The Scratch makes Skaia switch the ectobabies’ destinations.

[A6I2] ==>

March 17 2012 4709

Karkat tries to time-share Terezi with Dave.

[A6I2] ==>

March 18 2012 4714

They fight.

[A6I2] ==>

March 19 2012 4722

Hup.

A year has passed on the battleship.

[A6I2] ==>

March 20 2012 4731

John, Jade, and friends play the Ghostbusters II MMORPG.

[A6I2] ==>

March 21 2012 4733

John bemoans the lack of afterlife dream meetups.

[A6I2] ==>

March 22 2012 4737

Jaspersprite’s birthday song angers Jade. Trying to restrain her, John hits his head and blacks out.

[A6I2] ==>

March 23 2012 4741

John breathes deep his misfortune and meets Meenah.

[A6I2] ==>

March 24 2012 4754

John takes a trident for Dream Roxy. His figment pops and he wakes.

[A6I2] ==>

March 25 2012 4760

Terezi meets Aranea while reliving an old exchange with Vriska.

[A6I2] ==>

March 26 2012 4770

Aranea explains agency in paradox space.

[A6I2] ==>

March 29 2012 4772

In more ways than one, Aranea offers to help heal Terezi’s sight.

[A6I2] ==>

March 30 2012 4781

Bec Noir and the Monarch fight.

Lrd English closes in on Hussie.

[A6I2] ==>

March 31 2012 4796

Hussie tosses Slick into the sea.

[A6I2] ==>

April 1 2012 4800

Hussie and English deudle.

Hussie dies.

[A6I2] ==>

April 2 2012

4815

Cinematic 67:

DEath of the Author.

Curtains.

[S][A6I2] ???

END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 2