Act 5 Act 2.
Cinematic 39: Hate at First Sight.
Act 5 Act 2.
Cinematic 39: Hate at First Sight.
Karkat confesses his hate for John.
Karkat invades Rainbow Assgrab Junction.
John’s rocket-board-propelled flight from the Veil ends with a gentle crash on Lowas. Vriska fails to wake him.
Liv in tow, Dream John explores the Battlefield.
Trying again, Vriska wakes John, denying him a reunion with Dad. His dreamer vanishes, dropping the Ring of Orbs Fourfold.
Mom consoles Dad.
Vriska trolls John about her tangled we8. A pyxis delivers John’s Sburb server copy.
Jade’s dreambot-boom-propelled flight from her house ends with a bounce on a well-placed bed. She falls asleep again.
Wandering among his slain comrades, the Villein finds a Ring of Orbs Fourfold.
John rights the rocket board and flies to his house.
Vriska trolls John about his ransacked block. John gives offensive cleaning apparatus the boot.
Vriska: What's his deal????????
John pesters Rose about server play.
Rose ruins a turtle temple. Turtles fly.
Kanaya volunteers to troll Rose, who makes an appalling first impression.
Kanaya makes the most complicated mess out of everything imaginable.
Kanaya: Troll Rose human again.
Rose blows up the Snarky Horseshitometer.
Vriska trolls John about looking like a weenie Boy-Skylark.
Kanaya trolls Rose about her reckless investigation.
Vriska helps John alchemize a hot new look.
John catches up with Dave.
Dave scams the Lohac Stock Exchange.
Terezi trolls Dave about playing along with stable time loops.
Previously: from the roof of the lab, Terezi witnesses Prospit’s destruction.
Terezi returns to find Kanaya cutting off Tavros’s legs. Her Rainbow Rumpus friends say Derse will be destroyed too.
Terezi receives a money transfer. Sollux traces it to the universe they bred.
Terezi: Wait for this important thing to happen.
Sollux, Feferi, and Terezi watch baby Dave grow up. Maplehoof is slain in the landing.
Terezi introduces herself to young Dave.
Months later, for him: he meets some friendly crocodiles. They try to eat him.
Terezi: Troll this awesome coolkid.
Dave gives himself the go-ahead to collude with Terezi.
Terezi invites Dave to a mother fucking dance party.
Karkat butts in on the tail end of Dave and John’s conversations with their patron trolls.
Cinematic 40: Nicolas Cage.
[S] Vriska: Watch street tough maverick with nothing to lose
Karkat trolls John and Dave about the mindfuck murderthicket of shithive broads they blundered into.
Passed out on the floor, Karkat has his first deathnap.
Minigame 5: Veilbound, Level One.
Karkat wakes to find everyone buzzing about the humans. He, Terezi, and Vriska explore the lab.
Nanna pies John.
Nanna gives John a pendant for summoning her.
Chumps hound Rose.
Eridan’s computer blows up. Soulbot Aradia doesn’t.
Nepeta asks to troll Jaspersprite again.
Jaspersprite asks Rose to reconsider her quest.
Chumps line up to troll Dave. He starts by giving Gamzee a crisis of faith.
Gamzee falls in hate with Insane Clown Posse.
Next up is Equius, who ponders the human class structure.
Dave smashes Caledfwlch out of its stone while trading weird raps with Equius.
Dave’s audacity flusters Equius.
Terezi gets the party started. Vriska puts Dave to sleep.
Davesprite fights off Hephaestus’s minions.
Jack removes Bro’s sword intact from the Beat Mesa and flies away.
Cinematic 41: The Furthest Ring.
Dream Dave stares into the Furthest Ring.
In her first deathnap, Jade dreams of Squiddles and then meets Feferi and the Horrorterrors.
Feferi trolls her about dream bubbles.
Jade loses patience with Karkat’s hideous self-loathing.
Jade grows out of her reminders. John connects to Jade.
John deploys Jade’s alchemy gear.
Jade pesters John about what happened on the Battlefield.
Jack flies to Lowas.
Jack challenges Bro.
John and Jade contemplate the prototyping possibilities.
Davesprite joins Bro in the face-off.
John narrowly avoids prototyping the stuffed Typheus minion.
Bro and Davesprite attack. Jack unleashes the super deadly red shit.
The oily sea of Lowas catches fire.
Rose studies Skaia’s final form.
John pesters Rose for prototyping advice.
A friendly crocodile answers when Jade tries pestering Dave.
Dave and Rose spy on each other.
John wakes in the oily sea with no idea how he got there.
Rose pesters John about escaping the fire. They talk about her progress as a Seer.
Karkat trolls John about the terrible thing he did.
Cinematic 42: Bête Noir.
An enormous meteor threatens Jade’s island.
Jade alchemizes her entry item, a Bec piñata and blindfold.
John almost prototypes Jade’s kernel with a Daughter of Eclectica when Vriska puts him to sleep and he drops the doll. Bec teleports Grandpa’s grand foyer junk into outer space and dumps himself into the kernelsprite.
Blindfolded, Jade swings her rifle butt around. When she connects with the piñata, it blows her out of the atrium window.
Becsprite attacks the meteor, engulfing the Earth in an apocalyptic wave.
Falling from the house, Jade fires her rifle. Becsprite ports the bullet at the piñata, smashing it. Jade and her house enter the Medium.
Bro and Davesprite battle the Slayer. They are evenly matched until Jack’s ring receives the final prototyping. He turns into Bec Noir.
His hand bloodied by unseen events, Bec Noir appears before the trolls in their moment of triumph and destroys the portal to the Ultimate Reward. Soulbot Aradia transportalizes the other trolls to safety. Noir tears the soulbots apart.
Dream Karkat wakes, sees Noir, and in the next moment dies when Noir destroys Prospit.
Jade plummets through the falling snow of her new land.
Having murdered Bro, Bec Noir takes his shades and Lil Cal for trophies. Davesprite hides in his pendant.
Karkat trolls John about the consequences of Bec’s prototyping.
The Questant uncovers a keyhole to which she has the key, flipping a switch on a derelict control panel. Pieces converge from every corner of post-reckoning Earth to assemble a Bec-head station, which slams into the frog icon atop the Mystic Ruins.
The Vagabond recalls seeing John on the Battlefield.
The Vagabond returns to John’s terminal and finds him in the oily sea. Failing to get John’s attention, the Vagabond presses the Caps Lock button, trapping himself and Serenity in the cork station.
WV: Command the thief's apprentice.
sir john, i have politely returned.
oh dear. the purple text human again?
what about the green text human, that one was nicer.
drat. please continue to solicit her graciously, good john.
why are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?
the master thief! is that who you are talking to now, john?
i don't like the gray text knight. it is an unpleasant human
john, stop talking to the gray text not human immediately.
Vriska trolls John about rising to greatness.
WV begs John to make the breeze happen. John whips up a great wind that puts the fire out all over his planet.
JOHN, I APOLOGIZE IN A MANNERLY WAY FOR MY BIG LETTERS.
BUT I MUST URGE YOU TO ADDRESS THIS DANGER.
WHY DON'T YOU DO THE WINDY THING?
BOY, YOU'RE BEING VERY STUPID.
Dream Dave reads Charles Dutton’s Dream Bubbles.
On the date of baby Jade’s delivery, Dutton slept and saw God’s forge in frost.
Cinematic 43: Land of Frost and Frogs.
Sleeping Jade and dead Feferi relive their first conversation in a stable dream bubble.
Pseudogame 15: Strife with the Uranium Imp.
An imp teleports Jade all over the Medium. Becsprite goes nuclear on the imp.
The Mendicant tries to talk to Jade; this is when her terminal exploded.
The Questant eases the Mendicant into her new role as Prospitian Monarch.
Jade returns to a home in ruins.
With John preoccupied by his windy quest, Dave takes the reins as Jade’s server player.
Rose pesters Dave about the Horrorterrors’ petition.
Rose describes the Furthest Ring, the Green Sun, The Tumor, and Doc Scratch.
Kanaya makes a wand for Eridan and tries for the last time to dissuade Rose.
Tavros trolls Jade about leg-based self esteem and asks to commune with Becsprite.
Vriska leaves her psychic fingerprints all over the kids’ session.
Tavros prepares to stop Vriska.
On the other side of the fourth wall in Grandpa’s spooky old lab, the author of Homestuck rides Falcor to victory.
The windy thing subsides. John surmounts his echeladder.
Minigame 6: The Salamanders.
John visits a consort village. Vriska trolls him about his Quest Bed.
John reaches his Quest Bed and asks Vriska to put him to sleep on the slab.
Bec Noir murders the sleeping child.
Cinematic 44: Heir of Breath.
Fireflies flock to the slain boy and the posts of his Quest Bed light up.
On the Battlefield, Dream John rises up to godhood in a burst of light shining clear across the Medium. Resurrected as a God Tier player, the Heir of Breath takes to the sky.
The Vagabond grieves, not understanding that he has witnessed these events in reverse.
One Dave sleeps on his Quest Bed. Another Dave stands over him, sword drawn.
Terezi explains how she tricked him into making a decision that would spawn a doomed Dave.
Dave refuses the call of godhood.
Vriska lies mortally wounded in the wake of Soulbot Aradia’s beatdown. Hearts Boxcars asks Tavros to kiss her.
Vriska controls Tavros’s hand to write him instructions in her own blood. Obeying, Tavros carries her to her Quest Cocoon but hesitates to give her a merciful death.
Refusing Snowman’s easy way out, Vriska begs Tavros to kill her willfully.
Tavros turns tail and leaves Vriska to die alone. She rises up to godhood, becoming the Thief of Light.
Snowman departs from her station.
Trapped in the unpowered cork station, the Vagabond decides to wait for the fuel he ate to pass out of his system.
Jade alchemizes Christmas.
Jade: Just draw some earmuffs.
Jade: Combine earmuffs and lunchtop.
Jade: Combine Johnny 5 and lunchtop.
Jade: Combine Iron Man armor and outfit.
Jade: Combine one of grandpa's beauties and outfit.
Jade: Combine Rose's crystal ball and magic cue ball.
Jade: Combine Rose's crystal ball and magic 8 ball.
Jade: Combine crystal ball and glasses.
Jade: Combine sooth specs and lunchtop.
Jade alchemizes Duttlemas.
Jade: Combine Charles Dutton and squiddle.
Jade: Sketch particle accelerator.
Jade: Combine rifle, iron lass suit and particle accelerator
Jade: Combine mummy and MC poster and outfit.
Jade: Combine green sun bedsheets and girl's best friend.
Jade: Combine dress of eclectica, Felt poster, and 8 ball.
Jade: Combine mecha, streetsweeper, and iron suit.
Eridan trolls Jade about a legendary piece of shit.
Jade tosses out the legendary relic without equal.
Soulbot Aradia makes her goodbyes and explodes.
Jade: Make this legendary piece of shit.
Doomed Dave gets off the slab. Noir promptly murders him. Terezi grieves.
Jade peeks at her friends through the space goggles and pesters Dave about Doomed Dave.
Jade brings her dead dreamer back as Jadesprite, who flips the fuck out.
At the critical moment, Gamzee watches the ball drop.
Jade: Do what you're about to do.
The lab falls, rolls down the hill, and comes to rest next to a stump of dismay.
The author of Homestuck introduces us to the classy Prospitian Ms. Paint.
Recap 3: Act Five So Far.
Hivebent; A5A2; John and Karkat; Veilbound; Prospit Karkat; deathnaps; Karkat trolls backwards; auspistice Jade; the biggest meteor; John and Dad; John and Vriska; friends brief John; Jade’s kernel; Becsprite; the oily sea; alpha timeline rigidity; the Windy Thing; the Quest Bed; the Heir of Breath; the Vagabond corked; Rose’s sources; snarky horseshit; the Green Sun; Doc Scratch; The Tumor; baby Dave; LohacSE; cultural exchange; Caledfwlch; Dave and the Gods; fraymotifs; Terezi offers godhood; Dave refuses; Lofaf; Dave serves Jade; stopping Jack; dreambubbles; Karkat vs. Karkat; Jade enters; dead Feferi; the uranium imp; Tavros and Becquerel; the Quest Cocoon; Vriska’s treachery; Ahab’s Crosshairs; the spectagoggles; Jadesprite; the most important character; the author; the ribbon; the recap.
Lord English: Reveal yourself!!!!!
AH: Don't actually turn out to be LE.
AH: Pull up to the old underwood.
Jadesprite bemoans her resurrection.
Jadesprite’s refusal to fight Noir angers Jade.
Karkat gets Jade to admit that they have something in common.
Karkat delivers a message from Future Jade.
Serenity slips out of the Vagabond’s station to get help.
The Questant asks the Monarch to take the exiles to a new land. Serenity interrupts, but they do not understand her blinking.
The Renegade starts rigging the mobile stations for demolition.
WQ: Advise Prospitian Monarch.
In the Vagabond’s sleep, the ring’s animalistic power calls to him in Serenity’s language. For a moment he imagines being a Sovereign Slayer to rival Noir, but then buggy Vriska intrudes on his dream and claims Noir for her own.
Vriska urges the Vagabond awake.
Cinematic 45: Maid of Time.
Four hours from the Critical Moment, Dream Feferi communes with the Gods. Bec Noir murders her and Dream Nepeta and engulfs Derse and its moon in the super deadly green shit.
Dream Aradia sleeps on a sacrificial slab deep inside Derse. The green shit claims her, making her soulbot explode.
Having died in her Quest Crypt, Aradia rises up to godhood as the Maid of Time. Noir attacks, and she traps him in a stasis field.
An hour later, Tavros charges Vriska with his lance. She gores him on it and tosses him into the abyss. His corpse lands next to Terezi.
Kanaya investigates Rose’s strange blackout.
Jade forces the trolls to talk to her in chronological lockstep.
Kanaya explains the Space player’s breeding duties and recalls finding the key to her chastity modus.
Jade appearifies a frog.
Jade clones a frog. Kanaya tells of the Speaker of the Vast Croak and of her wigglehood visitor.
Minigame 7: Veilbound, Level Two.
Kanaya prepares to go plant the Matriorb.
Interrupting her departure, Eridan returns and asks Feferi to join him in surrendering to Noir. Sollux takes issue and they duel for the second time.
Eridan wins and knocks Sollux out. Feferi attacks. Eridan murders her.
Eridan orbliterates Kanaya’s hope, then murders her and leaves.
Karkat, dismayed, triages the victims. Doc Scratch warns him to watch “the body.”
Gamzee, now more sober than sopored, trolls Karkat and makes psychotic threats.
Karkat writes one last memo to warn his friends.
Terezi, investigating Tavros’s murder, detects a trace of Vriska’s passage.
Terezi steels herself for a corpsesmooch.
Karkat, Terezi, and Hussie smooch their corpsefriends.
John and the Villein—now a Wizardly Vassal—find Dad’s wallet.
John: Become overwhelmed with responsibility.
John: Check contents of wallet.
John and the Vassal go for a ride.
John lets the Vassal keep the ring and catches up with Jade.
John, hearing from a Karkat in trouble, pesters him back but reaches an earlier, angrier Karkat instead.
Karkat drags Sollux through the lab when a honk spooks him. Their downstairs tumble knocks Sollux’s fang2 out.
Terezi relates Tavros’s murder, but when Karkat replies he only reaches Gamzee.
Karkat asks Equius to help fight the murderers.
Terezi returns to the computer room to find one body missing and another bitten on the neck. Her detective skills fall short.
Minigame 8: Veilbound, Level Three.
Equius hides Nepeta and leaves to find Gamzee. She wanders out into the ventshafts.
Gamzee indulges Equius’s self-snuff submission fantasy.
Gamzee cracks Schrödinger’s Joke.
John and the Vassal crash and continue on foot.
John searches for Dad while Vriska trolls him about Alternia’s murder-happy ethos.
Karkat, reflecting on the fate of his friends and ancestors, misses Terezi’s message. Sollux wakes.
Vriska recalls finding her ancestor’s artifacts.
Sollux trolls Terezi about going blind and losing the voices in his head.
Something bright jumps Terezi.
Aradia plays psychopomp to Doomed Dave’s ghost.
Vriska inspires John to go straight for The Tumor.
Mom and Dad take tea on the Battlefield. Noir looms.
The Marquise rel8tes her dalliances with Orphaner Dualscar and the enslaved Dolorosa.
In the journal: Dualscar has the slave killed.
In the lab: Vriska encounters Eridan.
In the journal: Dualscar goes to the Subjugglators, who dispatch the Neophyte.
In the lab: Gamzee joins the showdown. Terezi wakes with bite marks.
Cinematic 46: The Rainbow Drinker.
Kanaya, risen from the dead, establishes her superiority over the murderers.
Kanaya saws Eridan in half.
Vriska falls in love with Kanaya’s rowdy, no-nonsense brand of ruffianism.
Having murdered Mom and Dad, Bec Noir indulges for a moment in kill-trophy dress-up.
Jack: Accessorize immediately.
Noir discards the trophies, keeping only Lil Cal.
Noir’s Bec attributes prevent him from killing Jade. The Dignitary orders the Droll to do it instead.
Jack: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust.
Noir contemplates an eternity of boredom and then, at Aradia’s hands, experiences it. His impatience gives Aradia a gateway to the Green Sun.
Aradia enters a dream bubble holding one of her doomed soulbot selves, who brought Lil Cal and Dad’s wallet to Alternia for pre-death Aradia to find.
Sollux and the doomed Aradia relive their discovery of the blue ruins.
Jade joins their bubble.
Kanaya joins the bubble and relives restoring Lil Cal. Sollux wakes. Tavros joins the bubble and they relive writing the t1ck t0ck 8r8k H34DS code.
Kanaya and Jade wake. Doomed Aradia relates how she brought the honk HONK code to the alpha timeline. Agents of Derse combined these codes with Cal and the oracle to create Doc Scratch.
Scratch commandeers the narrative.
Scratch receives Spades Slick in his apartment.
Scratch answers Rose.
Rose pesters Scratch about jokes, pranks, and lies.
They discuss the scratch.
They discuss god tier death and L
rd English.
A consort presents Rose with a magic cue ball. The oracle prompts her to answer Jade and see her mother murdered.
Scratch and Jade question the Horrorterrors’ motives. Rose uses the ball to find out.
Silent film 8: Are they Evil?
Kanaya loses Rose to the void.
Rose goes grimdark.
Silent film 9: Rose Flies.
Rose flies away to find Jack.
The author of Homestuck calls a time out.
Hussie promises to personally interfere with exactly one yard of the narrative.
Silent film 10: The Tumor.
In the core of the Battlefield, John finds a magic taijitu ball and, carved in the earth, four quest bed symbols.
John takes The Tumor.
Silent film 11: John Flies.
John and the Vassal meet Liv and the Droll.
John reads another note from Jake and enlarges Liv’s last remaining weapon to make the Warhammer of Zillyhoo.
Cinematic 47: Zillyhoo.
The Vassal eats Liv’s tasty monstrositifying eye. The Droll gives her a stylish eyepatch and John sends them all off to deliver The Tumor to the Derse dreamers.
Jade fails to pester John. His computer is in Dad’s wallet, which he gave to the Vassal.
John follows the grimdarkness.
Vriska leaves a message with Rose for John.
Minigame 9: Black Rose.
Rose finds John and leads him to their parents’ killer.
Cinematic 48: Strife with Jack.
Dave finds Bro’s body. Terezi trolls him about his grief and he literally flies off the handle.
Terezi trolls Dave about justice.
The Renegade’s passion for law enforcement makes Dave say stupid things.
The Renegade rigs the Bec-head station to blow and makes his farewells.
but only while i am away from my jurisdiction.
Terezi dwells on the necessity of taking Vriska down.
Silent film 12: Remove Disc 1.
Terezi stows the Homestuck Portfolio.
Cinematic 49: Objection!
Cinematic 50: Drop Inn.
Gamzee fucks with Terezi.
Pseudogame 16: PhonoGramz.
Cinematic 51: Scratch Disc 2.
Terezi recovers her Flarping things.
Terezi reads the note.
Silent film 13: Insert Disc 2.
Cinematic 52: Redglare.
Redglare puts Mindfang on trial. Mindfang bends the audience to her will and escapes.
Mindfang calls in Darkleer’s debt.
Mindfang’s oracle tells her of the Summoner.
Cinematic 53: Scratched Heads.
Homestuck Disc 2 is too badly scratched to continue playing. We take it to a scratch doctor.
| May 16 2011 | 3764 | In the narrow fenestrated wall: a view of Doc Scratch’s home. Doc Scratch welcomes us into his apartment and begins fixing the disc. |
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| May 18 2011 | 3772 |
Terezi lets Vriska go. |
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| May 19 2011 | 3780 |
Rose fights Noir. |
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| May 21 2011 | 3784 |
Scratch jokes about Rose’s descent. |
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| May 25 2011 | 3788 |
Later, John brings needles to the Beat Mesa. |
[o] This outcome was hardly a point of suspense. [o] How could this moment later come to pass? [o] And what sort of spectator would you be... |
| May 26 2011 | 3794 |
Rose dies. |
[o] And while I can't give you my assurance, |
| May 27 2011 | 3797 | In the narrow fenestrated wall: Scratch receives Slick. Vriska flies to Noir. |
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| May 30 2011 | 3803 | Scratch pretzelizes the Horse Hitcher. Noir absconds, following her trail back to the Veil. |
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| May 31 2011 | 3808 | Slick stocks up on licorice candy. Scratch introduces circumstantial simultaneity. |
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| June 1 2011 | 3812 | Scratch answers Rose and opens his scrapbook while Slick prepares arson. Noir returns, laying his victims at Vriska’s feet. |
[o] And now knowing her position, |
| June 2 2011 | 3818 | Scratch’s apartment burns.
Vriska fights Noir. |
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| June 4 2011 | 3823 | Matchsticks arrives to put out the fire. Vriska rolls “Ancestral Awakening,” possibly gaining the advantage. |
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| June 8 2011 | 3827 | Slick clobbers Matchsticks. Quarters slays Slick. Terezi’s sight relegates the preceding events to an immaterial offshoot. She lets Vriska “go” instead. |
[o] In round two, the Slayer would be not merely compelled, [o] While I continue to not be a gambling man, |
| June 10 2011 | 3840 | Snowman’s sight relegates the preceding events to an immaterial offshoot. Having killed Vriska, Terezi embraces Karkat. Kanaya and Sollux join them on the roof. Gamzee brandishes the Warhammer of Zillyhoo. |
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| June 12 2011 | 3848 | Snowman gores Quarters before he can kill Slick. Ambient 2: Finality. |
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| June 14 2011 | 3852 | Slick and Snowman snog. John returns from a death judged neither heroic nor just and discovers Vriska’s last message to him. |
[o] Slick... I am serious. Please stop. [o] Oh my, oh my, oh my. This will not do at all. [o] Pardon me while I adjust the narrow fenestrated wall, [o] To redirect the view from this impropriety. Oh goodness. |
| June 15 2011 | 3858 | The Forge is lit. Jade and Dave collect frogs in the thaw. Scratch dismisses Snowman.
Cinematic 54: Bad Break. |
[o] I am a wonderful chaperone as well as an excellent host. |
| June 16 2011 | 3862 | Noir arrives. Vriska stays dead. |
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| June 18 2011 | 3864 | They fight. Scratch clobbers Slick with the photo album and blows him through the wall. Photos fly everywhere. Slick lands on a rooftop on Alternia’s green moon. Karkat sends John to Lohac. |
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| June 19 2011 | 3868 | Noir kills Dave. Scratch reminds Slick to kill Snowman and gives him the murder weapon. Karkat trolls John about corpsesmooches. |
[o] I thought I could rely on you of all people. |
| June 25 2011 | 3871 | The apartment is trashed. Scratch repairs the priceless timepiece. Karkat and John make rendezvous plans. |
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| July 2 2011 | 3873 | Scratch cleans up.
A bunch of scenes can be read in any order: Dave and Rose relive a conversation about his prophetic dream. Vriska and John meet in a dream bubble. He does not remember her. Jaspersprite offers Nepeta hope. Jadesprite finds Davesprite on the Battlefield. On the Dersite ship, the Droll picks the Vassal’s pocket, stealing Dad’s wallet and The Tumor. |
[o] This scrapbook is now in hopeless disarray. |
| July 8 2011 | 3895 | Scratch repairs the photo album.
In any order: Rose relives knocking Dave out and stealing his suicide mission. Examining their memories, Vriska and John discover he is a doomed John who did not know her in life. Davesprite tells how he sought Hephaestus. Liv intercepts the Droll and steals The Tumor back. The breeze delivers Dad’s bloodied hat to Nannasprite. |
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| July 14 2011 | 3936 | A banging is heard without. Scratch grabs a broom.
The Dignitary interrupts Rose and Dave, popping Dave’s figment and waking him on Derse. Silent film 14: Dave Flies. Davesprite tells of The Choice Hephaestus offered. Jadesprite sends the Deringer to Derse. |
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| July 15 2011 | 3949 |
Doomed John recalls dying. Ambient 3: Typheus. |
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| July 17 2011 | 3954 |
fedorafreak, dying, lies on his Quest Bed. Nannasprite tells him a story of her youth. |
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| July 18 2011 | 3957 |
After reminding the escaping Droll to assassinate Jade, Noir finds and destroys the Vassal’s ship. |
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| July 19 2011 | 3972 |
Karkat questions Jade’s business with Echidna. |
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| July 22 2011 | 3974 | Scratch leaves.
Noir: Bad dog. Worst enemy. Jade relates the bargain with Echidna that let her find the final frog. |
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| July 24 2011 | 3986 |
Gamzee raps and flirts with Tavros. The Vassal’s shipwreck falls into a defense portal, exiling him. Liv takes an escape pod. |
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| July 25 2011 | 3995 |
Scratch reaches the source of the banging sound. Half-ghost Sollux, blind in one eye, joins Aradia at the Green Sun. |
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| August 2 2011 | 4002 | The banging continues.
Alone and afraid, Karkat laments making Bilious sick. The Renegade rappels from the Bec-head station. A strand of Red Miles appears in the sky. Silent film 15: Cancerous Slick. |
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| August 3 2011 | 4019 |
Terezi draws another Cool Kid. Karkat considers the consequences of his mistake. Noir turns the Red Miles on the Speaker of the Vast Croak.
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| August 6 2011 | 4027 |
Gamzee takes revenge on Dave by unleashing the Chucklevoodoos on his universe. |
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| August 7 2011 | 4032 |
Hussie sets up the Yellow Yard between their Fourth Walls. The Handmaid bangs on the Fifth Wall, alerting Hussie to its presence. Scratch shuts off the Wall and gets a chair to the head for his trouble. The banging stops. |
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| August 8 2011 | 4038 | The Fifth Wall is cracked. The Handmaid lets her hair down. |
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| August 9 2011 | 4040 |
Scratch and the Handmaid fight. He threatens her with W. O. O. |
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| August 11 2011 | 4050 |
Scratch tells of the ancestors and their sacrifice. The Handmaid surreptitiously turns the Fifth Wall back on. Ms. Paint fetches Hussie. Silent film 16: Beforus and Alternia. |
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| August 12 2011 | 4054 | Hussie crashes through the Fifth Wall.
The Signless remembers, teaches, and suffers. His followers prepare for the Second Signless. |
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| August 13 2011 | 4057 | Hussie grabs the discipline broom. The Dolorosa rears the Signless. The E%ecutor spares the Disciple. |
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| August 15 2011 | 4060 | Aah! Wolf head!
The Condesce drafts the Ψiioniic. The Vast Glub wipes out their race. |
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| August 16 2011 | 4066 | ╭( `□´)╯ ヾ┻━┻ The Doctor rears the Handmaid. |
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| August 17 2011 | 4070 | Hussie goes in for the kill. The Condesce succeeds the Handmaid. |
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| August 18 2011 | 4073 | Bap.
The Author disciplines the Doctor. |
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| August 19 2011 | 4076 |
Hussie extracts the repaired disc from Doc Scratch’s inanimate puppety torso. The Handmaid bounds over the green moon’s rooftops while her future self duels the Condesce on the flagship flying overhead. Her flight for freedom is short-lived, because
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| August 19 2011 | 4082 |
We ollie out of Scratch’s pad, snopping briefly through sbahj.php on our way to normalcy. |
| August 22 2011 | 4084 |
Silent film 17: Resume Disc 2. Cinematic 55: Pap Shoosh. The Knight of Blood calms the Bard of Rage. |
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| September 6 2011 | 4098 |
Hussie refuses to recap Homestuck. |
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| October 25 2011 | 4101 |
The Droll drops a one-ton Beard Buster bomb on Jade, killing her. Jade’s Genesis Frog falls into the Forge. Bec Noir goes ballistic. |
