Act 3.

The old Sassacre’s contains a note from Nanna.

Dear John,

Who is this silly girl?

Jade Harley examines her atrium.

Pseudogame 7: Silly Flute Refrain

ACT 3 ==>

Enter name.

Wake up!

Retrieve arms from...

Drop pumpkin on Farmstink.

Read note.

Try again.

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Examine room.

[S] Jade: Play a silly flute refrain.

Jade considers the flute.

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Jade: Captchalogue flute.

Pseudogame 8: Game Fetch Modi.

Jade selects a modus, feeds the plants, and consults the bands on her fingers.

Jade: Set modus.

Jade: Select Memory.

Jade: Squeal like a piglet and fertilize some plants.

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Jade: Consult colourful reminders.

Jade: Captchalogue the pumpkin growing next to you.

Jade examines the garden atrium.

Jade: Exit this room.

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Jade picks some fruit.

Jade: Captchalogue something.

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Jade transportalizes upstairs.

Jade: Go upstairs to bedroom.

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Jade explores her room.

Jade: Ascend.

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Jade: Explore the other half of your room!

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Jade examines her Wardrobifier.

Jade: Quickly retrieve firearms from wall.

Jade: Wonder why the design on your shirt changed.

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Jade plays with dolls and admires fauna.

Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it.

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Jade: Lose interest in fauna and never speak of it again.

Jade: Pick up your toys!

Jade: Organize all your dolls.

Jade: Change wardrobifier setting.

Jade admires the view.

Jade: Look out window.

Jade: Retrieve fursuit from magic chest.

Jade: Open chest.

Jade lets us play Memory with her items. (Not really.)

Jade: Examine magic 8-ball and magic cue ball.

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Jade: Captchalogue refrigerator.

Jade: Feed your friend.

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Try again.

Take another crack at this.

Ok, one more time.

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Jade: Stick fruits in the refrigerator to keep them fresh.

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Jade: Press the steak button.

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Jade irradiates a steak for Bec.

Jade: Lightly irradiate steak.

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Cinematic 18: Hauntingly Relaxing Bassline.

Jade: Examine the atomic bass by your bed.

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[S] Jade: Play a hauntingly relaxing bassline.

Jade gets on her computer.

Jade: Captchalogue bass.

Jade: Open lunchtop.

Jade: Get down to business.

Silent film 6: Pesterchum Enamel.

Jade: Activate Pesterchum.

Dave pesters Jade about his fursona.

Jade: Pester John.

Jade: See if Dave left you a sweet new rap.

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Pseudogame 9: FreshJamz.

[S] Jade: Open FreshJamz!

Cinematic 19: Midnight Crew.

Jade pesters Dave about birthday packages.

Jade: Open Echidna and go to mspaintadventures.com

END INTERMISSION.

[S] MIDNIGHT CREW: ACT 1031

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Jade: Pester Dave.

Cinematic 20: Strife with Bro, Round One.

Rose pesters Jade for reassurance.

[S] Dave: STRIFE.

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Jade: Pester Rose.

Jade: Be the other girl.

Rose: Descend.

Jade: Stop being the other girl and pester John again.

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Cinematic 21: Strife with the Crude Ogres, Adversity.

[S] Jade: Descend.

The Mendicant meets a robotic worm.

John contributes to the walkthrough.

Rose escapes to the SkaiaNet laboratory.

Also in the future...

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Rose enters the Hubgrid.

Jade descends through Grandpa’s trophies.

Rose: Look for mad scientists.

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Jade: Transportalize as far down as you can go.

Jade: Proceed.

Jade: Keep going.

Karkat trolls Jade about fucking up.

Jade: Don't stop.

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Jade: Complete your descent.

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Jade: Answer.

Rose: Look at that kiosk.

Rose: Go to the center and do a goofy dance.

Rose loses Jasper and finds a power source in the grid.

Rose: Attempt to plug laptop into nearby hub.

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Rose: Examine fetch modus.

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Rose: Find the unlocked hub.

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The Mendicant’s apple station counts down to liftoff.

Again in the future...

Cinematic 22: Strife with Bro, Round Two.

[S] Dave: Abscond.

Rose discovers the Session Terminal.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Rose: Look around for anything else of importance.

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Pseudogame 10: Strife with the Crude Ogres, Victory.

Rose: Turn on your laptop and check on John.

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[S] Rose: Ascend.

John levels up.

Nannasprite hints at what comes next.

John: High-five Nannaquin.

John: Climb that echeladder.

John: Collect phat lewtz.

John: Pick up as much grist as you can hold.

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Dad wreaks havoc on Derse.

The Mendicant blows a hole in her station when she tries to speak to Jade.

Elsewhere, we find a place...

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You are now...

PM: Check mail.

PM: Open envelope.

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PM: Examine keyboard and screen.

PM: Type => VIEW

Greetings.

Don't I know you?

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Rose discovers a pink bedroom set and a mutant kitten in the lab.

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Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd tea set.

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Rose: Wear the scarf. Be the Rider.

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John and Jade steel themselves for familial encounters.

John: Resist great urge to take the wedged shale.

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John: Jump down.

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Jade: Scamper into grand foyer with wild abandon.

Jade: Arm yourself.

Jade tries to sneak by Grandpa.

Jade: Examine those chaps on the sofa.

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Pseudogame 11: Strife with Grandpa.

Jade: Leap dramatically across the divide.

[S] Strife!!!

Jade leaves the house.

A robotic worm rescues the mail.

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Jade: Abscond!

PM: Miraculously survive.

PM: Peer out explosion hole.

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Rose creates a paradox clone of Jaspers.

Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd kitten.

Rose: Insert coin.

Rose: Let's play a game.

Rose: Screw around with the appearifier.

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Rose: Cause time paradox.

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Rose: Have a flashback.

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Cinematic 23: Trace Jaspers.

Bonus Cinematic: Neigh.

Rose retrieves the corpse and escapalizes.

Rose: Trace Jaspers' whereabouts on the machine.

[S] Rose: Fast forward to now.

[S] Ride. (bonus)

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Rose: Appearify Jaspers immediately.

Rose: Stop fooling around and transportalize out of there!

Jade searches for Bec and the package from John.

Jade: Locate and feed the devilbeast you call a pet.

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Jade: Retrieve the package you expected to arrive.

Cinematic 24: Kind of a Boring Room.

John: Triple somersault into room, etc. Stick the landing.

John: Snoop.

[S] John: Examine your dad's room.

Who is this slick archagent?

John: Calm down, it'll be alright.

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Enter name.

Take another stab at it.

State name and rank.

Jack: Don comical hat.

Jack Noir despises the hat.

Dad gets the drop on the Brute.

John opens his presents and configures a queuestack array fetch modus.

Jack: Call a minion.

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Jack: Throw down hat in disgust.

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John: Investigate room for anything dad may have left behind

John: Present time! Open a present see what's inside!

John: Obtain SW33TL00T.

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John: Equip array fetch modus.

John: Read instructions for control deck.

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John: Unwrap the smallest present first.

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John: Open the big one.

John discovers the hideous dark secret of Fruit Gushers.

John: Fill up an entire queuestack with shoes.

John: Captchalogue Fruit Gushers.

John: Closely inspect Fruit Gushers box.

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Cinematic 25: Gushers.

[S] John: Mental breakdown.

Pseudogame 12: Strife with Bec.

[S] Jade: Retrieve package.

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Rose transportalizes home just in time to see a meteor unestablish the SkaiaNet lab.

John punches some cards.

Rose: Check self for any mixed atoms with cat.

Rose: Look around room.

Rose: Watch the meteor impact.

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John: Get down to business.

Jade dreams.

Jade: Dream.

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The Dreambot mimicks Dream Jade.

Jade: Obliquely foreshadow future through interpretive dance

Jade: Quick! Get into bed!

Jade: Realize you can fly!

Months prior: John pesters Jade about his gift to her.

In the present: John sees his subconscious graffiti.

Years posterior: the Vagabond appearifies the gift.

Jade: Open the Package.

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Months in the past...

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John: Make totems.

Rose: Flee room.

Rose: Pester John.

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WV: Descend.

WV: Sacrifice your MAYORAL SASH for more CABLES.

WV: Appearify the temple.

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WV: Command Serenity to carry the rope to you.

WV: Get ye rope.

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An Aimless Renegade prepares for company.

WV: Try to appearify the cable again.

WV: Take obvious course of action.

Years in the future...

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Rose pesters John about brain problems.

Rose: Build as much as you can as fast as you can.

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John: Alchemize.

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Cinematic 26: Prospit.

[S] Jade: Dream up extra arms and play advanced bass solo.

Jade: Change wardrobifier to cycle thru STAR HEART HORSESHOE

Jade: Go explore the golden city.

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Dream Jade sees the Mistress and so, in another time and place, does the Vagabond.

Jade: Go and make a new friend.

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WV: Eat letter and envelope.

WV: Look behind you!

WV: Read letter.

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Following Jade’s instructions, the Vagabond takes cover with the Mendicant and gives her the box.

Dream Jade visits Dream John.

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WV: Give present! Hooray!!!

Jade: Gracefully fly to the other golden tower.

Jade: Inspect neighbor's tower.

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John incorporates double-punched cards into his alchemy.

John: Alchemize in a 1980's time-lapse montage.

John: Recombine hammer and pogo ride.

John: Combine ghost shirt and suit.

John: Combine ghost suit and Wise Guy book.

John alchemizes so much sweet loot.

John: Combine glasses and PDA.

John: Combine sledgehammer, telescope, and Sassacre text.

John: Combine gushers and blue ectoplasm.

John: Combine fake arm, blue ectoplasm, and PDA.

John: Combine ghost gauntlet and bathroom mirror.

John: Combine umbrella and straight razor.

John: Combine gushers and shaving cream.

John: Combine Ghost Dad poster with...

John: Captchalogue/punch Heath Ledger Joker figurine.

John: Combine Cosby poster with computer.

John: Combine Dad's hat and Problem Sleuth game.

John: Combine Hammer and Problem Sleuth game.

John: Combine iron and pogo hammer.

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Cinematic 27: Strife with Bro, Final Round.

Bro defeats Dave, leaves him the beta, and rides a rocket board into the sky.

[S] Dave: Strife!

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Cinematic 28: Skaian Eclipse.

[S] Jade: Pester John.

Jade decides to enter the Mystic Ruins.

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Jade: Update colourful reminders.

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Jade: Grab your harpoon gun.

Jade zip-lines to a satellite of the Ruins.

Rose builds John’s house up to the First Gate.

Jade: Use harpoon to zip-line into the great outdoors.

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Rose: Finish building.

Dave dumps his shit on the roof and grabs the beta.

Dave: Mourn the loss of Cal.

Dave: Go get a god damn new sword.

Dave: Captchalogue beta.

Dave: Eject your modus and set it to Scrabble values.

Dave: Get beta.

Dave: Pester Rose.

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Months prior: Rose gets knitting needles for her birthday. Kanaya trolls her about intellect.

Dave gets the Stiller shades for his birthday. Tavros trolls him about innuendo.

Rose: Captchalogue and send John code for his present.

Months in the past...

dear rose,

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Rose: Answer.

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dear dave,

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Dave: Answer.

After emptying his gun at the intruders, the Renegade looks for another weapon.

You are now...

AR: Realize that your weapon is magazine-fed, not clip-fed.

AR: Examine the wall behind you.

AR: Go search for more ammo.

AR: Quickly retrieve side arms.

The Renegade plays courthouse.

Jade places John’s present for the Vagabond to appearify.

AR: Find a rocket launcher.

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AR: Befriend the unwelcome rogues.

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AR: Examine moving platform.

Jade: Place present on monument.

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The Renegade shoots rockets all over the place.

The Mendicant sendificates the gift.

PM : Read the letter.

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AR: Berate self for unauthorized demolition.

AR: Be the law.

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WV: Wave about in a distracting manner.

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PM: Scamper quickly to the newly created hole.

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PM: Read the next step of the letter.

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Years prior: little Jade gets a gift and a letter from future John.

Years in the past...

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dear jade,

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Dad earns Jack’s amnesty for destroying his hat.

WHOP

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Jack: Kill John's dad yourself.

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Jade crosses the lagoon.

Jade: Play guitar to summon giant lily pads.

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Dave installs Sburb.

Dave: Install beta.

Cinematic 29: Four Times Entry Combo.

Dave connects to Rose and helps her into the game. They prototype Rose’s kernelsprite with Jasper and the Tentacle Princess.

Nannasprite leaves a note in the new Sassacre’s.

Jade finds a lotus time capsule in the Ruins. The lotus yields Dave’s juice-stained betas.

John wrinklefucks and sassacrushes his way to the First Gate.

Curtains.

[S] Enter.

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END OF ACT 3